I don’t think it’s fair to say there are no ethical employment opportunities available to Stanford students anymore. They’ve proven it’s possible to carve out a very respectable career coaching one of Cal’s basketball teams
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rex volcano
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@RexVolcano
Andris Biedrins apologist, Beast Mode product model, volunteer QA @ Top Dog. Cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death
The East Bay Katılım Ocak 2015
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@TwistNH7 6 lightyears really isn’t so bad when you can just zone out and go on your phone
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real friends are the people who randomly text you asking what Oski would wear to the Met Gala, totally unaware that you spent the last hour of your commute thinking about what Oski would wear to the Met Gala
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I’m torn between ‘his regular outfit’ and ‘his regular outfit, but slightly fancier in a way thats very hard to notice’
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The Knicks & the Sixers only meeting in the playoffs twice since 1989 feels like a huge missed opportunity for rivalry content, but probably good for national civic integrity
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idk man, I really think Tosh will have our guys focused enough that we don’t overlook Clemson. Wake Forest or NC State are the real traps, IMO
CFBudge@CF_Budge
The 10 Biggest College Football Trap games of 2026. Which of these games is the most sketchy?
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@whitefeelimgs would actually kinda rule if the Taco Bell AI turns out to be the first one to attain true consciousness
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It’s always Claude. None of these folks are brave enough to claim that the Shopify Sidekick or Taco Bell AI is a conscious being.
Cristian Garcia@cgarciae88
claude is most likely not conscious but I haven't read a single post explaining why not
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to counter the SEC’s shameless propaganda campaign, the ACC has enlisted a Stanford/Hoover Institute agent known only as “The Vulture”, credited with 11 different revolutions & coup attempts. We expect Texas A&M to secede within 6 months
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We are in your thrift stores, we are in your walls, @SEC. You think you know propaganda? Get ready to learn
Ben Whitehead@BenOnSports
Gotta say I didn't expect to see ANY of these mugs in a Troy, AL thrift store.
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getting hit with a -11 AWR penalty when my create-a-player stops by the Dab McAfee cart on the way to the stadium
Woke Cal Bot@calwokebot
CFB 27 is super realistic, UC Berkeley protest included. Love it!
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we have found & corrected the issues that were leading to accuracy problems in our prophetic visions over the last few seasons. This year’s prophetic visions are different
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can't believe I'm gonna have to sit through an entire spring & summer of people ranking cal football 11th in preseason shit when I already have prophetic knowledge that they'll win 9 games
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@Princerice15k vastly more likely than SEC fanboys ever attaining self-awareness
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I wish SEC fans could see how their conference is perceived outside of their propaganda bubble. The myth died when Saban retired, no one takes you seriously anymore
P.@Princerice15k
nobdy cares abt yall hyping records against the SEC😂😂😂😂 we are still the dominant conference
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My small child is currently furious and refusing to go to sleep because Sonic the Hedgehog doesn’t exist. Like buddy, what do you want ME to do about it
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@AGuyNamedNam fanbases that have never experienced hardship or suffering are by far the least interesting. a small handful of their older fans remember what that’s like, but the majority are shoebrained children who think their collection of green nikes makes them special
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