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@OhioTate Interview his mother

Jeff Nadu’s mom just randomly called to thank him for her sending roses. Don’t even think about accusing him of setting up this call. It’s garbage, and it’s rubbish, and it’s not true!

@MrBeast 1,267,512

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

As the reigning 2053 National Champion, @EASportsCollege has sent me four College Football 27 Deluxe Edition codes with 7 day early access (tomorrow) Want in? Repost and reply with #CFB27 for a chance to win Let me know if you need XBox or PlayStation

@OhioTate @EASPORTSCollege #CFB27 Playstation

@OhioTate Every now and again the universe runs a test case

Remember that Pickleball Influencer that Mintzy brought to the office on a date in the middle of the day? Update:

@StoolMintzy @BarstoolBigCat Close enough buddy, close enough

@BarstoolBigCat It’s Gonna Be A Greet Summer

We keep the foot on the gas

@OhioTate Mike Lupica

J Will's flight has been delayed to OKC. Having dinner and waiting on him to arrive for tomorrow's Women's College World Series. First person to guess who the waitress asked "Wait do you work with (redacted)?" wins

@OhioTate Damon Runyon?

@StoolMintzy Jesus christ, take the extra minute it requires and put a goddamn shirt on before recording these.

The people demanded the release of unedited files but the Lowders did not build the fence. The landlord did & I want that abundantly cleared up. #ShreveportBreadWars

@OhioTate The most painfully inane story every told. It broke me. A second, an hour. A minute, a lifetime. There is the life I had before listening to this tape, and the life I endured after listening to it. My god have mercy on your souls.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: The #ShreveportBreadWar tapes Here is Mintzy’s unedited explanation of the feud between Marilynn’s Place and Lowder’s that is “gonna captivate the nation”

@colin_dunlap A lot of school districts give kids in grades 9-12 the option of taking a "weightlifting" class instead of typical gym. It's a nice option because it gives our football players an extra opportunity to get in their daily workout.

Governor keeps pushing into our schools and trying to make curriculum/rule statewide mandates. Here's one that should happen: Any varsity athlete should not need to take PE portion of health/PE. No kid running the football Friday night needs to be playing kickball at 11a on Tue

@mostlysports @TonyStewart Did you guys get a chance to ask him about his years working for Ernie Keebler?

We had racing legend @TonyStewart join us in studio today

@OhioTate @Pick6 This looks like someone made a PowerPoint slide, screenshotted it, texted it to themselves, downloaded it off Facebook, and then said “yeah, that’s crisp enough for national distribution.”

I’m on the @Pick6 app tonight with some NBA plays Sign up here and get $50 after playing just $5: dkng.co/tatepicks

@OhioTate See that’s the genius of hanging out by the men’s room door all night. One way in, one way out baby. Once waited out a Rick Barnes three flusher from the adjacent stall, nice guy….real pro.

Caption Contest: (Winner gets a free ticket to next years Pump Party at the Final Four)

@atdanwhite This is exactly why I piss in the washing machine - bigger bowl, shorter line.

F this Super Bowl party

Mcgirdle

@atdanwhite I know why the doughboy laughs. When his chef’s hat askew and belly bruised. It is not a chuckle of joy or glee. But a prayer he sends from his hearts deep core. A plea that upward to heaven he sends. I know why the doughboy laughs.

Trying to settle a bet.

Aaron Rodger’s has no chill. 😂

@atdanwhite That’s clearly a hooker. Be better Golden Corral.

Literally all I want in life.

@_willcompton Thankfully you have a lifetime of auto restoration and repair expertise

Been talking to my dad about getting the ol’ 1959 Dodge up and running with a makeover This was Willy Sr.’s (my grandpa) truck back in the day that he passed down to my dad Gotta keep the legacy alive