6’4 with the lights off

Bruh, you can do anything in this life but don’t ever beg or force any woman to love you back.

If no one has never called you: - A Narcissist - Arrogant - Offensive - Toxic - Egotistical Are you even a man?

If you think you’re having a bad day I bet I have you beat

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

You guys realize everything white people told us about North Korea was pure projection right?

@D1995Lx Cheated because my 'dick isn't enough' and that's my fault😭 grow the fuck up

dudes be named chris and… well that’s it, dudes actually be named chris LMFAOOOOO

I've got a porn addiction, an addiction to pour'n alcohol into a glass and drinking it. It's called alcoholism

35 years of marriage and my mom still hates my dad‘s ex situationship

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I like being single, but sometimes I miss a girl crying in the corner of my room at 3AM with my phone in her hand.

after 5 drinks i’d probably bring this thing upstairs with me

She was beefing with a NASCAR pit crew

Getting a shawty pregnant in this economy is wild, you will cry more than the baby

a la gorda ni le roza el coche e inmediatamente quiere ser el centro de atención gritando como un cochinillo herido y agarrandose el pie

Counting or not counting gang violence

*throws a used condom in a lake with crocodiles 6 yrs after at my door:

Why did 5 year old me decide to support this club