La Colombiana

“@joannakrupa: @denise_richards where r u honey?!” Shes with me!! Jijijiji

@ChuyBravo how is ur big foot chuy?? #pobrecito

It's 511 of them how the hell can i make them all get off? RT @Omeima101: @ochocinco get your gf off twitter

I truly believe this instagr.am/p/W2B80Uv331/

“@sexIaws: Yoga pants should have a weight limit.” Damn im guilty😱

“@ochocinco: Walk it off...” Orrrrrr punch someone the fu** out...

@HeatherDubrow doubt that you clean but nice try lovely. My house is a fifth of the size of yours and even I have a cleaner : )

“@KyleRichards18 MOST complicated assembly. While attempting ....my puppy chewed up the instructions 😭” have mauricio build it for u!!

How come u dont have a million followers?? I thought u were the s****!!

A man's beard grows faster when he is anticipating sex.

“@RachelZoe: Had so much fun with this episode, hope u all loved it too! What was your fave part?” Didnt c it

pero esperense.. no me digan que es Don francisco el de sabado gigante el nuevo papa? O.O

“@kathygriffin: If I were you, I would NOT call Oprah today. She's walking around her mansion.. Jijijiji

“@YolandaHFoster: @LisaVanderpump @gleb_savchenko ❤Go for it Girlfriend, we can't wait to see you win DWTS.... Xoxo” luvvvv me some pump

“@Real_Housewives: Adrienne Maloof & Camille Grammer Are Both Fired From #RHOBH -why were they fired??????

“@YolandasFridge: I wonder if @YolandaHFoster will give her seal of approval on my new background wallpaper? Loooooks wicked chilly!! Jijji