Rhianna

One is from last night, one is from 7th grade. Good luck telling the difference.

Happy new year you evil fuckers

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Blood pressure through the roof, thx for asking

"slut era" i whisper as i slip my crocs into sport mode

you think i’m mean? oh just wait until i’m overstimulated

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

@MomsOfNDSU Read this as if it was Absolutely (story of a girl) - nine days .. and now my brain kinda hurt ☹️

this is the story of the 130 lb girl trying to keep up w the NDSU linemen

@ACliff27 Why is the last one mike wazowski

@MichaelaOkla @simply_lay_ Just reply with the the screenshots of his messages marked up with grammatical changes like you’re his teacher cuz idk what the fuck else he could possibly be hoping for

Half and half is just whole milk being a crack whore.

On my to Vegas for the When We Were Young Festival

@MomsOfNDSU sorry babe 😎

I have no choice but to act up for the rest of the day due to be being a genius Wordle 214 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@MomsOfNDSU Burn this place down baby

I’m mandated to work until 7. Have a doctor appointment at 10 that’ll take a couple hours. And I’m supposed to come back to work tomorrow at 3. So if anyone wants to come kill me right now that’d be nice

women just want forehead kisses and to get hit by a car

we really are living in a world where a white boy who held up white power signs and took photos with people at a bar after being released on bail after MURDERING PEOPLE with an ASSAULT RIFLE gets a “not guilty” verdict. System needs to stop coddling these cucks.