Rhoda.

unmuting for a quick chuckle is peak corporate psychosis

POV how mfs start moving after switching from ChatGPT to Claude

One of my favorite things about traveling is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

The cost of community is inconvenience. This is perhaps the single-most important advice to people in their 20s and 30s.

The peace that comes with turning off phone notifications >

Corporate will have you in a meeting about a meeting to prepare for the actual meeting.

i used to be a cool girl now i randomly worry about gold prices

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

“Can we jump on a quick call”

Also learn to attend the wedding ceremony. The entire point of a wedding is to witness the joining of two people, which takes place during the ceremony. Cos why would there be 300 guests at the reception but only 30 at the ceremony.

POV: you're trying to wash your hands at a fancy restaurant

it has a romantic aura, can’t explain.

When kidnapped in Nigeria, do the following. 1. Do not resist armed kidnappers. 2. Keep calm and be patient. 3. Do not antagonize your captors; be polite and operate with reasonable regards. Give reasonable cooperation to your abductors. 4. Establish a personal relationship with your captors as early as possible. 5. If the kidnappers ask for contact persons, do not mention your place of work; mention only your close friends and parents. They will reach them to negotiate for your release. 6. Advise your friends involved in the negotiation to be friendly with your captors. 7. Be prepared for the natural reaction of the shock. 8. Mentally note all you can about your abductors and, if moved, the length of time in transit, directions, sounds, smells, and any other information. 9. Take no risk by attempting to escape. DO NOT BE A HERO. 10. Keep fit with mental exercise. 11. Make no statement to the media after your release without official clearance, but share your experience with close associates. This text was culled from NYSC handbook. This is not a country.

Under Jonathan Chibok girls (276) Under Buhari Dapchi girls (113) Kankara boys (≈300) Jangebe girls (279) Kagara boys (27) Greenfield students (≈30) Under Tinubu Kuriga students (≈280) Kebbi girls (25) *probably missing a couple more When will enough be enough?

Abi eye dey pain me ni?

milo crunches was the best cereal in naija after golden morn, i miss it

finally coming to terms with the fact that as much as we want to keep people in our lives forever, we don’t have that right. some people are only meant to be in our lives for a certain season, and that’s okay.