Rhyme With No Reason

It doesn't require a trick Just choosing to not be a prick A quite simple task To put on a mask But no, Donald Trump is now sick! #TrumpCovid19 #WearAMask #WearADamnMask

The President’s value is zero He fiddles like Emperor Nero But do not despair For Fauci is there Hurray for our competent hero! #FauciHero #CoronavirusPandemic #StayHome

It seems like an unpleasant task To put on a God-awful mask So I will just stay At home for the day And ward off the germs with a flask #coronavirus #stayhome

This should make America blush What values are left we can’t crush? There’s no way it’s fitting! But Trump wasn’t kidding A Medal of Freedom for Rush? #MedalOfFreedomRush

Mitt Romney is the only smarty Who made a choice that is hearty To some it seems odd But he swore to his God With one vote, he defied his party #MittRomneyIsRight #SenateCoverup

China has sent us new imports Sick patients at three different ports The virus is here But no need to fear It’s Sunday and we can watch sports! #coronarvirus #CoronavirusOutbreak

His actions are so out of hand It's obvious he should be banned But though he’s explosive His presence corrosive What hope is there that he’ll get canned? #impeachment #SenateCoverup #RemoveTrump #Election2020

Rhyme With No Reason @RhymWitNoReason There’s no doubt he should be removed The case has been carefully proved But all the king’s tools Will still vote like fools Ignoring the facts, they’re unmoved #impeachment #SenateCoverup #RemoveTrump

The case has become unforgettable Despite so much data unvettable There’s many a witness Who’d prove his unfitness Without them, the outcome, regrettable #WitnessesAndDocuments #AdamSchiff #ImpeachmentTrial #limericks

Republicans claim it’s corruption That led to the aid’s interruption When the funds were delayed "Quid pro quo!" the Dems said Now the Senate’s in major disruption #QuidProQuo #ImpeachmentTrial #WitnessesAndDocuments #limericks

They wanted to bring down Joe Biden And my, how they’ve seen the probe widen It just didn’t fly Impeachment is nigh A happenstance there is no pride in #ImpeachmentTrial #SenateImpeachmentTrial #Ukraine #limericks

Despite Bernie’s odd predilection That "A woman can’t win the election!” The Times has weighed in A woman should win But why not make just ONE selection? #Sanders #Warren2020 #Klobuchar2020 #nytimesendorsement #limericks

His actions were sure to be fraught But nobody that he’d get caught His loyalty’s tested As Lev’s been arrested So ultimately all was for naught #LevParnas #joke #Limerick #Election2020 #Impeachment

There once was a fellow named Lev Who made all the cable shows rev He thought it his duty To represent Rudy And now there's a mess in Kiev #rhymewithnoreason #limericks #poem #LevParnas #RudyGiuliani #joke