Rhys

@SpoonVlr @yelyahyd Me when I look homeless and put underwear on my face because it’s soooooo cold

@Rhys15814402 @yelyahyd Me trying to use my mind to explode you on the spot and your whole family and pets and also girlfriend who i hate

Woke up with 2 bitches in my bed #winning

@SpoonVlr @yelyahyd Yeah sure thing buddy

@Rhys15814402 @yelyahyd ITS A SNOOOOOOOD

@yelyahyd @SpoonVlr Don’t forget his hung up crusty blue underwear and high vis jacket

@SpoonVlr Yet you own 5 T-shirts and not even a wardrobe to put them in

@SpoonVlr Me when I’m sad and pathetic and a baby and I can’t buy tickets for myself boooo hooooooo

ANYONE I AM LOOKING FOR a ticket to breaking benjamin 16th july manchester BOTS DO YOUR FILTHY GRUB WORK

Man my gf loves beans

Bird contemplating getting another beer #myfinalreason

@yelyahyd You just had some lettuce and tomatoes mate

Just ate enough Greek salad to feed a family

@yelyahyd Can’t remember the last time I saw a Greek salad without any olives

Hungover. Just pregamed a subway with a Taco Bell

@yelyahyd Hello little ingredients what are you doing up there even ????

Made focaccia my sandwich fillings are on top of my bread wow!!! Wowwww!!!!!

Made my first loaf of bread yesterday superrrr fun I’m researching sourdough now this is my new era

Save me gay drink from Starbucks save me

Old people really have nothing to do and decide to go and sit by themselves in silence at spoons #bestdayever

My names tonka jahari but I would never order a 3 small plates from spoons to myself

@SpoonVlr Boy that shirt doesn’t look like it stinks at all

Larp larp larp larp

@yelyahyd Yeah that sounds really really good :((

I was put on this earth to get coffee with my friends and chat shit

The most fish looking fish a fella like me has ever seen

Don’t be snide broooo let me borrow your nowtv account bro please bro

Bird just ordered an estrella, gonna start calling her Max from now on #worstdayever

@yelyahyd Oh my god

@Rhys15814402 Soon to be #shittyseagullsunday

Guys it’s #stupidseagulsaturday Everyone type fuck seagulls now