my mom says I can't go, sorry

In high school a boy I liked said I shouldn't wear a middle part bc "it doesn't suit my face" and??? Can you imagine being proven wrong this scientifically??? 💁‍♀️🌸

@angryPeonies (that sucks I'm sorry :c)

@angryPeonies Why would you bring up my most crippling anxieties in this way

見つめあって仲良しなのかと思ったら、なんで叩いたの？笑

"viscous attack"

How would I describe Mike Pence? For starters, a feast for the senses

Dolly Parton, Patti LaBelle, and their acrylic nails.

@albinwonderland This gives me hope for my own art career one day ✨

5 year old me dressed up for "career day" as an artist vs. adult me working full time as an artist 😭😭😭

@ldpyes I had to re-read 3 times to catch that these are made of **literal** garbage

"do you even lift?" bro I lift his name on high

@asammyg No idea, I bought it off a friend for cheap lol

Oooo I bought a ring light oooo aaaah I'm a model now ooo

@gwens___ (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

@RiannaFinch how are you literally the prettiest person i've ever seen

@galbiboy ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ

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@Pyst0ph EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HIT YOU!! Also you can take all the time in the world to park/leave an intersection if you are trying to be safe!! Totally changed my outlook 👋

You guys you guys I have had such bad anxiety for YEARS about learning to drive but today I drove for like 9 hours straight!! Bitch I had me the cutest little roadtrip of a driving lesson! I am so happy and proud!

Ontario is reporting 33 cases of #COVID19, a 0.1% increase. This includes routine data clean-up by Toronto Public Health, which removed 21 cases, such as duplicates, that had previously been included in daily case counts. Yesterday, the province processed over 21,500 tests.

ANYWAY I ended up just telling the last date everything and they were totally fine with it. I am not sure what I learned from this.

I had a dream last night that I was trying to be on three dates at once sitcom-style by pretending to get a work call and sprinting between bars, and was pulling it off until the last date suggested we walk all the way around Bayfront - BAYFRONT - what am I, an athlete -