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Eiiiii lecturing the president cause hakuna kitu anaeza Fanya can be really fun🤣🤣

The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea

In Ol Kalou they were allegedly paid 2k each to shout 'tutam' and cheer KK leaders. They were given a deposit of 1k before the burial service began, and then afraid of that wangeoshwa, they went back for the remaining 1k before speeches began😂 Then Rigathi said no chants would be allowed so their job was done. They walked out after Rigathi's speech richer and contented😂😂 Faith Gitau couldnt beleive it

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Safaricom wakikudai wanaeza deduct hadi points za Naivas.

Si ufunge macho uende Lee basi kama wewe ni mwanaume😔.

Kim started no wars, is a girl dad and not a pedo

When you call your mom and she picks but you have to listen to some random noises in the background before she starts talking:

Beyoncé is lucky Rose Muhando sings for the Lord. Otherwise the cult following she enjoys wouldn’t be there.

The camel drinks both fresh and salt water. It can even drink water from the Dead Sea and nothing will happen to it. This is because the camel's kidneys filter the water: they separate it from the salt and turn it into fresh water suitable for drinking. The camel also eats thorns and they do not harm its stomach or intestines because its saliva dissolves the thorns like acid. The camel has two eyelids: one is thin and transparent, the other thick and fleshy. When a sandstorm starts in the desert, it closes its transparent eyelid to prevent sand from getting into its eyes. A camel can also change its body temperature: if it is cold its temperature increases, if it is hot in the hot desert its body temperature decreases. The qualities that this beautiful little animal possesses are impressive.

Holy comeback 😂😂

Is the coochie not part of you??

When farmers see an iPhone in your pocket😂😂:

"you're so good at golf" Me in primary:

Nikikutumia hii picha we jua nimejaa ngori Na sikuogopi

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust. KRA audited the county. And found the county was collecting serious money from: - Parking fees - Business licenses - Market fees - Renting stalls - Renting stadia - And other county fees Then KRA asked: - Where is our VAT? - If you charge 10,000 for stalls - You should have added 16% VAT So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600 And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA. But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said: - No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers. It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo. He ran to court. He argued: - The county is not a business entity. - It is a government unit performing public functions - It does not operate for profit - The county fees charged are already a form of tax - Charging VAT on them is double taxation - It is illegal The court agreed. And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside. This is a big precedent. It means: - County services should not be inflated by VAT. - Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

"Majaragereria bunge ta ndi Kihii kiao" 😂😂😂😂 RiggyG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I wish there was a tool in mpesa where I can pull statements of all transactions I have done with an individual

Wetang'ula you're the speaker of the national assembly, not a UDA youth winger ~Rigathi Gachagua