Ric Tyler

Heard my oldest son pad up the stairs to go to bed — 15 minutes before I got up to go to work.

not a bad morning — considering I forgot to re-engage my alarm — and overslept 10 minutes.

but. but. what happened to Peggy?

Colin: (hugging Ian) “But I love you, Ian!” Ian: (Resisting) “Don’t love me during a pandemic.”

Slept 10 hours. Woke to find Ian left coffee (1 and 1) on my bed stand. I must (still) be dreaming.

Tonight’s Take Out Trouble: They Forgot The Pork Fried Rice. Running Record 2 for 14.

when did you last take a workday off?

I don’t know much about hockey. But I do know about kids. And the kids on that Biddeford team did NOT look like 10 year olds. #ImNotSayinImJustSayin #ShowMeTheBirthCertificate #DontMakeMeCutOffTheirArmsAndCountTheRings

Hey, 2020? Jesus and I are coming for you. You’ve been warned.

Please, Lord, could the Robinson Family PLEASE catch a BREAK?!?

This stopped Elizabeth and me in our tracks. Chief was so kind to welcome us to firefighter events. We have truly lost a good man.

#HeyBangor! We FINALLY got ONE!

@tanyaemery preach, sister.

@WhereMyImusAt The kid who was your “fat intern” has won a major award in Maine. Any chance we could get a comment from you for his video, sir?

Thanksgiving Vacation Observations: 4. The remainder of the vacation will be spent fighting with my youngest over the homework he was to have done.

Thanksgiving Vacation Observations: 3. I once again fell into the “what day is it” void — all the whole begging “please don’t make me eat any more.”

Thanksgiving Vacation Observations: 2. I joined the throng clapping and cheering when Frozen 2 was over — because it was over.

Thanksgiving Vacation Observations: 1. People freak anticipating a snowstorm when it’s the only local news.

Odd sequence of events finds me home and able to watch the final episode of Ascention on Netflix. And then...

I fear I’ve offended two guys in the locker room by pointing out they peppered their three minute conversation about the Patriots’ game with more “f bombs” than I’ve overheard in the past three months.