Richard Lyle A100394

Life on land didn't turn out as romantically as hoped after the Owl and the Pussy Cat's honeymoon boat trip.

Changing Tweetdeck to something worse is just fucking rude.

From @basem_uk Supporting #dancers #athletes at risk poor #bone #health #hormones due low energy availability and consequences RED-S. Hint: not the COCP! basem.co.uk/concerning-lac…

@GregHands @Conservatives Which of your many identities are you using to send this?

Labour has virtually no policies and the few they have are always negotiable.

Satan Laurel #SaintOrSinnerTVShowsAndCelebs

Who Wants to be Francis Xavier? #SaintOrSinnerTVShowsAndCelebs

Tun Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #BrewUpABook

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

Warning about girls who masturbate from "Physical Life of Man and Woman", by Henry Chavasse (1871). The “yellow covered literature” he warns about were cheaply produced “trashy” novels. #MechanicalIrritation

For Your Lies Only #AwfullyBritishNHSsongsAndMovies

@richard_third Have you thought about trading in your horse?

So what do I have to do to start supporting York City??

Privatise, They’re Watching You. #AwfullyBritishNHSsongsAndMovies

Noel Edmonds: a thread of horror. Carrie (Dir: Brian De Palma, 1976)

One of my secret talents is making balloon animals... I was going to make a balloon weasel.. but then it went pop... #sidesplittingsunday

The Berkshire Eagle, Pittsfield, Massachusetts, April 28, 1945

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, May 3, 1902

Thread! Very much worth your time.

@2legs Aaaaargh!

Hospital still failing to find records of all my medications.. therefore I can't take them..