Richard “Mack Truck” Johnson

@wavytop33 Patriot.

Am I doing this right?

@gjelq1 What a whore

Not the thing your buddy wants to hear from a girl he bought 3 vodka crans for #FriendsInChudPlaces

@MuseBaker Mike Evans is significantly worse than both D-Hop and Andre Johnson. Not even a competition.

Would Mike Evans be the greatest WR in your franchise’s history

@TheMarvSpace Are you counting Randy Moss as the Patriot?

Would Larry Fitzgerald be the greatest WR in your franchise’s history

@TheMarvSpace Tony Gonzalez, Jimmy Graham, and Antonio Gates. Get fucking real man.

Would Trey McBride be your TE1

@FinsOrDie Vrabel is a fag

Framemogged Cock shame vs cock confidence Dorky smile vs stoic glare 😕

Free Jaden Ivey #IHateFaggots

My goal in life is to be posted in one of those “what am I doing wrong” posts with my chud ass next to my rocket gf

@AyooTexanNation Jake Slaughter is a late second to mid-third round pick. There is no consideration for him at 28

Each guy is there at pick 28 Which player would you want the Houston Texans to select

@WestsideLAGuy I’ve found you only have to pretend for the first couple months, then they stop caring about slurs

Damm it. Looks like I have to play “pretend to be a liberal” again.

No fat chicks, no ugly chicks, mass deportations. This kid fucking rules.

@rhionpuck Says the “sharks and caps fan” kys and stay out of our sport

so when do we stop bringing heated rivalry into real hockey conversations. i’m tired.

@richardcraniumC Am I wrong if I say I can see the vision if she drops about 150 lbs

Gentlemen of the #beev, how many beers for you to take down moto moto

@CodyLehman55281 @Dak_2_Lamb Okay idk about a first haha, but Azeez is literally Demeco’s favourite player on the team so idk if a second would get it done

@Dak_2_Lamb Yeahhhh that’s made up. You could give us a 1st for Azeez and we’d still say fuck off. Dude is a monster and we ain’t giving him up. Especially not for a 4th. Trippin

Trade Rumor: Cowboys get: LB Azeez Al-Shaair Texans get: 112th pick

@godspeedbrother 4 top 60 picks right?

this is going to be the best texans roster in franchise history and that’s before the draft where they have 3 top 60 picks and no real pressing needs

THIS IS GOLD: New #Texans guard Wyatt Teller’s wife posted a video showing Wyatt celebrating signing with Houston on a multi-year deal. Teller immediately put on his boots and put on some George Strait music. A true Texan already 🤣🤣🤣

@JeremyChuggs GET THAT BITCH ASS JAKE ANDREWS OFF MY O-LINE

I used to dream of times like this 🥹🥹