Richard Lyall

@jbe_001 @that_1 Sound. Acting not even a nomination, though.

@that_1 An Oscar for you for best Immersive Sound

i had to add sound to this outstanding performance 🤣

@HansonsAuctions Bang your gavel until someone comes.

IM STUCK IN THE LOO 🚊 if anyone is on the Derby train to London.. can you let me out the toilet? the door won’t open & I’m stuck 🫣 #train #toilet

@DPJHodges @boswelltoday I think an audience is needed. In fact should be called back from France.

OK, this is getting ridiculous now. No.10 has also begun claiming Olly Robbins was precluded by the rules from sharing information on the vetting. So why did No.10 sack him. If, as they are now asserting, he simply followed the rules.

@LeescoLee3 @QLoTII I would cross the street to avoid em.

@QLoTII I wouldn't cross the street to see them. Honestly.

Australia rejects Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. The Sydney Opera house was EMPTY!

@KemiBadenoch There’s Lammy. But yep after that P45 then he should pack up his desk and go and there needs to be an inquiry to find out either how a liar or incompetent got to be PM.

Keir Starmer has now sacked everyone involved in Mandelson’s appointment - Chris Wormald, Morgan McSweeney, Olly Robbins. But Starmer was ultimately the one who approved it. He’s got no one left to sack. It’s time for him to take responsibility. He should go.

@KemiBadenoch Duh. I meant Callaghan’s daughter. Point still stands.

@KemiBadenoch By takes responsibility you mean resign. We haven’t done ambassadorial appointments like this since Macmillan’s daughter’s hubby got the role. That was nepotism this was cronyism on hallucinogenics. Why on earth such a controversial figure and not a career civil servant.

Last September, Keir Starmer told Parliament three times that “full due process” was followed over the appointment of Lord Mandelson. We now know the Prime Minister misled the House. The Prime Minister must take responsibility.

@PatrickChristys @timmyvoe

Every time I take a day off MASSIVE events happen. On solo dad duty for the first time this evening - turns out Mandelson failed security vetting. Possible resigning matter for PM. Charlie Kirk got shot when I was on paternity leave. Summer riots when on honeymoon.

@annamlulis Did someone chop some onions. Oh my goodness what an amazing outcome.

A little 5-year-old boy showed up for heart surgery alone after being abandoned by social services The anesthesiologist who found him adopted him, giving him a family Now he will never go to another doctor’s visit alone again Every child is worthy of love and a future

@TassimoES I can’t believe you’ve changed the capsules/ recipe? for Chai Latte. OMG. I know you are a business and have to possibly reduce the contents but it tastes of nothing. Lost a customer for those pods. Such a shame as was my favorite little drink.

@newmrpford @QLoTII Bon Appetit!

Breaking; Not actually a day of rest for Meghan. She's been busy filming Masterchef as a guest judge. Not sure if she cooked anything other than a succulent appearance fee!

@Reashelby1 @ChefReactions Marty puked and added more flavour.

@ChefReactions That was quite the jump cut at the end🤣Did they have to cut the part where Marty spit it out😅

@PicturesFoIder Forget the Bermuda shorts. PMSL.

Virgin Cruises informs a couple about some changes to their trip…

@Just_Jane4Now @StephanieSidley They could have done all this on Zoom. Suspect “zoom” is involved somewhere mind you.

@StephanieSidley Zero crowds, zero fans. Give it up Harry…you’re no William You aren’t even Royal…you quit…remember?

Harry high tails it out of there to get back to the “toliet.”

@JamesBlunt @boswelltoday I use Mr Sheen on my cockpit.

I use conditioner on my armpits.

@ShadowofEzra We can’t even sort the plumbing on our one weeks late operational ship. Only positive is it would be a short one at least.

Sir Richard Knighton admits the United Kingdom is preparing a major plan to ready the whole country for a major global war. Everybody, from the military and police to hospitals and industry, has to be ready for the transition to war.

@Fox_Claire @roseveniceallan I watched this earlier. Is it an anniversary lol. She totally started it. I’m delighted to know who said it. lol.

Funny film from the past. The heckler at the end shouting at Penny "You started it" was...ME

@ramonagusta Last time Thatcher demanded and rightly got one the Queen’s officials his P45. Briefing too about the airbase stuff. Would love to be fly on the wall for the weekly audience.

I understand this is unprecedented. Are we at the stage of an arrest yet of a sitting Prime Minister? 🤔

@Fibutton You are spot on. Apparently the Queen used to say she would speak to the person on one side then swap to the person on the other side for each course. The whole table followed that rather clever and polite way of doing it.

Yeah you can tell the current wife has never been invited or wanted at a state dinner... or is this rather poor display a dig at the floral arrangements preventing guests to see across the Royal table? For info: Guests are expected to speak to the person seated on their left and right, not shriek across the table to the person seated opposite. It's not an all you can eat buffet luv! Dearie me... 🤦🏼‍♀️🤪

@elonmusk Thankfully the canal of Oman, Oman, Oman will solve all the gays of Hormuz problems. Broadway showstoppers on the tannoy system please.

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