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Rich Lockett

@Rich_Lockett

Rapper, war correspondent, oil tycoon, security analyst, space travel pioneer, feline self-defence instructor. Unaffiliated.

Manchester, England Katılım Haziran 2010
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I'm really in to this band called Madonna
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This Baby Needs Earplugs
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Slowy realised that the only texts I get now are 2-factor authentication codes
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@DominicWK The perfect time to start writing some new monophonic ringtone jams on your classic Nokia.
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Dominic Webber
Dominic Webber@DominicWK·
If I’d known the wait was going to be this long I would have brought my Switch with me, and seen how these losers would have appreciated me playing Mario at full volume.
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Dominic Webber
Dominic Webber@DominicWK·
Currently in a 50 person strong queue for blood tests. Seriousl, so many people here have their ringtones turned on, on their phones. Every few minutes there’s silly bird noises,klaxons,pop songs going off loudly. What’s wrong with these maniacs?
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Rich Lockett@Rich_Lockett·
Got a missed call from Libya. Should I call back? Maybe it's important?
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Rich Lockett@Rich_Lockett·
I'm just a motherfuckin cutie
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Rich Lockett@Rich_Lockett·
Nothing beats a late night thrash around the skatepark. Not a care in the world.
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Rich Lockett@Rich_Lockett·
I don't know how but I managed to accidentally throw a knife at my own chest. You can do anything if you believe in yourself, guys.
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Rich Lockett@Rich_Lockett·
@Chazzbeast Set yourself on fire to save on costly winter clothes. Lifehack.
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Dominic Webber
Dominic Webber@DominicWK·
Life imbalance: I’m spending more time at hospitals/doctors than I am at the pub these days.
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