Rich Lockett
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Rich Lockett
@Rich_Lockett
Rapper, war correspondent, oil tycoon, security analyst, space travel pioneer, feline self-defence instructor. Unaffiliated.
Manchester, England Katılım Haziran 2010
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@DominicWK @riffers19 @camcorded @alexday1984 Fine @DominicWK, but only because you put up the Sector 6 cat slide. Top 4 games in picture form - can you guess them? I also havent used twitter in ages so hoping you guys do @KentySixOne @Jonnycowboy @SHREDMASTER_BEN
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Ok I’ll bite @riffers19. My top 4 in picture form - can you guess them? And @camcorded @alexday1984 @Rich_Lockett you’re up next
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@JFaulkner9 @DWslider @Ult1mateSlayer @lacuna_coil_god Thanks @JFaulkner9! My top 4 in picture form - Can you guess them? @JEST3R92, @DominicWK and @onlyjustjoe what are yours? Keep it going!
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Slowy realised that the only texts I get now are 2-factor authentication codes
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@DominicWK The perfect time to start writing some new monophonic ringtone jams on your classic Nokia.
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If I’d known the wait was going to be this long I would have brought my Switch with me, and seen how these losers would have appreciated me playing Mario at full volume.
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Currently in a 50 person strong queue for blood tests. Seriousl, so many people here have their ringtones turned on, on their phones. Every few minutes there’s silly bird noises,klaxons,pop songs going off loudly. What’s wrong with these maniacs?
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Got a missed call from Libya. Should I call back? Maybe it's important?
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Nothing beats a late night thrash around the skatepark. Not a care in the world.
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I don't know how but I managed to accidentally throw a knife at my own chest. You can do anything if you believe in yourself, guys.
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@Chazzbeast Set yourself on fire to save on costly winter clothes. Lifehack.
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Life imbalance: I’m spending more time at hospitals/doctors than I am at the pub these days.
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