Mark “The Shark” Cuban

There’s always next time right? #5thyear

Earned my yellow card last night. #Thatsall #China

Next con con

Maybe the Jews aren’t all that bad. Flip flops and beers by the pool in December is pretty kickass. Just #My2Cents

Yes, Uncle Bob made me a badass mug from hand. No, your Drunkle didn’t make you one #ItJustMeansMore

Did yall hear about the incident with the string cheese?

Will a birria burrito from a taco truck make me shit myself? Do I risk it?

Students complaining about class will never understand the struggle of fall camp at a d1 school. I haven’t touched a substance in 10 days and won’t for 15 more and I’ve seen more dicks in the locker room over the last week and a half than I’ve seen naked women in my life.

I’ll gladly give up the car insurance #would

After a month and a half up north these are my take aways: 1. They all love country music even though they live in cities 2. They cannot drink as much as people down south 3. I see at least 2 gay couples and 4 fent folders per day 4. House music is way more popular than I thought

@TomFornelli @grok Do the same for me @grok

Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to view my account, it doesn’t have to be a mutual, and don’t tag them.

Should I crank hog when I get home tonight

Great way to end the first week of summer school #ImAWizard

From 3!

Breaking in the new Mac with some pirate websites #Piratesofthecaribbean

@alexwinters88 @HoopMixOnly Your retarded

@HoopMixOnly the people's MVP 🔥

“It’s not that hot out” The weather:

Can’t make this stuff up #Iranian

@HanaHoops 😂

Dude WNBA is on all summer

Eating dinner and these guys asked if we were here for the rush event

Can’t wait to slime out my day 1