Banzu!

In 2023, I was stranded in Oshodi while coming back from an interview. No cash, no money in the account. Phone at 4%. Rain was beating me black and blue with no hideout. I posted: “Please, is anybody around Oshodi? My phone is about to go off and I’m stuck at Arena Junction. I need 2k for transport to get back home. I’ll pay back tomorrow. No jokes please.” I tagged three of my closest friends, people that called me “sister” on birthdays. First reply was laughing emojis. “LMAO, you don finally cast.” Second reply: “Omo, trek am, exercise.” Third person saw it and posted a meme two minutes later. My phone died. I sat on a bench laid across the walkway, soaked, watching Lagos run past me, thinking this is how it ends for two thousand naira. After a few minutes, a car parked close to where I was. The car windows rolled down and a voice asked, “Are you Ireoluwa?” I nodded. “One guy say make I carry you go Abule Egba. E don pay.” I got in without thinking twice. Halfway, my phone buzzed on the driver’s power bank. A DM from a stranger I never followed: “Hey there, I saw your post. I really don’t know you but I know that feeling. Bolt is paid to your street. Get home safe. No need to pay back. Just help someone else one day when you can.” I got home and checked his page. He’d been job hunting for three months and was probably broke. But he sent me a ride and some money. Now we are good friends even though we have still never met. My friends with jobs posted me for cruise. A stranger with nothing posted me for life. That night I learned friendship doesn’t define family. Sometimes your lifeline is the person you’ve never met.

Ok Genuinely asking, what has been Tinubu’s achievements, so far? Can I have a list? Why do you genuinely want him to continue?

You know what i noticed recently.....many Nigerians are not registered to vote. Everywhere i have been to lately, most people don't have pvcs. What kind of citizens are these forgossake??

This is the brokest everyone’s been. Everyone’s struggling irrespective of how much they make.

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Each time you refuse to do something for your woman, thousands of men are in her DM ready to do it.

Serious countries are talking technology and progressive policies to boost their economy while Tinubu is always selling poverty vibes to the west. Talmabout if an African child is assured of a good sandwich 🙄🙄