Rick

Can we never see Sturridge again please? @SkySports

@sammatterface stop screaming into the Talksport mic you annoying cretin. Ruining my drive here

Was Stuart Attwell dropped on his head as a child?

@LozzaFox Saying shit like this won’t make your kids want to spend time with you….

Disgusting and abhorrent as his crimes were - in the absence of capital punishment in this country - even the most depraved criminals should be protected from vigilante justice in prison.

Send Malacia to Yeovil Town. Zirkzee as well

@benstokes38 Have you got any short boring ones?

I never understood the no helmet when spin is bowling , tbf I used to have throw downs with no helmet 🤦‍♂️ After my accident last week and getting seriously lucky with the outcome I’ll never not wear a helmet , cricket balls do serious damage !!!!

Is that @JoshPughComic ?

@RyanR2021 I think it would have incredible similarities to Captain Toms (pre war medal)

I see Liam Delap has found his level

@charliersmith1 Huge well done leaving the house. @PrideOfBritain any chance lads?

Today’s mental health win: despite struggling recently, I’ve managed to leave the house every day for a month! 😊

@The_Forty_Four If he is a genuine fan and a club legend said this about him….. pack it in. Shave your head. Take yourself to the M6

🚨✂️Wayne Rooney on the fan refusing to cut his hair until Manchester United win five in a row: “I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my HEAD IN.” “We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant.”

@GreggAWallace Fantastic Gregg, how do I book please?

Valentine’s messages will be completed by me on Cameo in under 12 hours. You still have time.

@talkSPORT He’s a bag of sick. Get a shirt a size up

Haircut hopes fading… thanks to West Ham finding the net. 😬✂️

@RoworthJack Oh no I’m so upset *selfie in the shitters* wow so upset. Gimp.

Just finished at the hospital after a while there. That really shook me up. Very hard seeing my loved ones in there, but inevitably this is life; there’s nothing I can do. May God bless my loved ones, and thanks to the great staff at Kings Mill. I believe 50p Lee is the MP here.

Not one person is arsed about Karen Carneys opinion on this game

@RoworthJack Grow up fella. Charmin soft geezer

I have ADHD. Alton Towers removing disability access for people like me is not fairness, it's exclusion. I've written to Dame Karen Bradley MP asking her to challenge this before it becomes permanent. Disabled voices matter.

@myhiddenvalue Is that him out of Cold Feet on the right?

The world can no longer continue with people like this in it

How is that not a re-take? Stops dead twice in his run up?

@TheClubLiveTw Failed at the first one you gimp

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@TheSun Get a job then you lego headed bum

I need to go to rehab but I'm skint, says Jack Fincham