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@ShksprnDngrMnky @RobeltDora I was promised, we could sleep when we're dead. I'm starting to think that was a lie, like time and a half for overtime.

@RobeltDora I'm tired boss

アメリカ人！ 寝ろ！

@RobeltDora It's only 12:45am local time, I usually go to bed around 3:00am.

US regional food wars are not limited to smoked meats. You can trigger regional conflict over Pizza style, Sandwiches, Pie, Deli, Burger Toppings, Hotdog toppings, what to call non-alcoholic carbonated beverages, how to pronounce milk or egg, grits... we're basically 50 countries, plus a few sub countries, and most of us love to hate each other, except when we are hating to love each other. Also, never let anybody lie to you, Detroit Pizza is the best Pizza, followed by Chicago. Except Chicago Pizza is really a casserole. NY Pie is floor tile, nobody actually eats that shit.

Xのアルゴリズムの変後で自分がわかった事！ （車ネタじゃなくてすみません） アメリカのBBQ、ただの焼肉かと思いきや 「強烈なご当地派閥」と「徹夜の仕込み」があって、 完全に日本のラーメン文化と同じで笑う🤣 ・テキサス（塩コショウの絶対王者） ・カロライナ（ビネガー系の酸味） ・カンザスシティ（王道の甘辛ソース） ・メンフィス（秘伝スパイスのみ） 時間かけて低温で燻製する職人の情熱、 完全にスープを仕込むラーメン屋のオヤジで最高！ 🍖🤝🍜 #アメリカBBQ #BBQ文化

@tanomuzeA Meter, so easy, so base 10 so... Break that into three Metric... dies... Oh, sorry. Do halves. Metric 😊 Now do eight and eight Metric... ☠️☠️ Imperial has its advantages.

僕が今まで出会ってきたアメリカ人は 🇺🇸『数字が得意ではない』と言う人が多かった。 でもふと思った。 数字苦手にしては、使ってる単位が難しすぎないか？ 摂氏100°Cで水が沸騰する。シンプル。 華氏だと212°F。なぜ212？複雑だなぁ... 1km = 1000m。実に美しい。 1マイル = 5280フィート。もはや暗号。 複雑だなぁ... 1リットル = 1000ml。完璧。1000！！って潔くて好き。 1ガロン = 128オンス。複雑だなぁ... 数字が苦手なんじゃなくて 単位が人間に優しくないのもあるんじゃないの？ 数字と自信を持って向き合える 🇺🇸ニキも増える気がする

@hirokatz 👀 💀 👻

自動翻訳で言語の壁が無くなった今、我々日本語話者は他国の文化に敬意をもって接するべきだ。 たとえばイギリス料理。 今まではイギリス料理はあまりおいしくないというジョークを楽しんでいたが、これからはやめたほうがよい。 実際、イギリスの料理はおいしい。 ロンドンで食べたカレーも炒麺もケバブも最高だった。

@Devon_Eriksen_ @nanshisweets Mince. I will fight to defend my position.

@nanshisweets Our three favorite pies for Thanksgiving are pumpkin, apple, and pecan.

日本語の投稿がアメリカの人に翻訳なしで届くようになったって本当ですか！？みなさん、サンクスギビングデーに本当にパンプキンパイを食べているのか、日本語で質問できるってことですか！？

@nanshisweets Yes Yes Are you going to ask about the Thanksgiving pumpkin pie separately, or are we to presume the question is incorporated within the second question? 🤣🤣

That is as it is, but God commands US to protect and defend Angela Lipps and those like her, in this mortal realm: Isaiah 1:17: "Learn to do right; seek justice and correct the oppressor. Defend the fatherless and plead the case of the widow." Psalm 82:3-4: "Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless; uphold the rights of the afflicted and oppressed. Rescue the weak and needy; save them from the hand of the wicked." Proverbs 31:8-9: "Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute. Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy." To stand idly by and watch, while injustice is visited upon our neighbor, by the wicked, denies God's command. In this case, the Fargo criminal justice system has positioned itself as "The Wicked".

Justice is dealt on earth for some. Some will slip through earthly justice. But God delivers final justice. For those who served their time and those who slipped through the cracks. Those who fail to obey HIS commandments on this earth will be put into the Lake of Fire and will die the second death, which is spiritual. Physical death has been defeated by Jesus Christ.

NEW: Tennessee grandmother spends five months in jail after facial recognition links her to crimes in North Dakota, a state she says she never visited Angela Lipps, 50, was arrested at gunpoint by U.S. Marshals at her home in Elizabethton while babysitting four children She was held in jail for 108 days without bail and later flown to North Dakota on felony fraud charges The case stemmed from a Fargo investigation into someone using a fake U.S. Army ID to withdraw money Her attorneys provided records showing she was in Tennessee at the time of the alleged crimes. Lipps said it took five minutes of questioning for the case to fall apart She was released on Christmas Eve after charges were dismissed without prejudice. Fargo’s police chief later admitted investigators made multiple errors but did not apologize

Yoko Kanno (and The Seatbelts) Ramen Bushido Stance Punks Yamaha Musical Instruments Yamaha Motorcycles Shinto Ancestor Honor/Respect The Pillows Kids on the Slope Sashimi Mirin, Soy Sauce, and Ponzu Kintsugi Mitutoyo Godzilla FLCL Gintama kigumi and sashimono joinery Shina Riingo Ultra Tower The entire Monogatari series Supercell The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita (Humanity has Declined) One Radwimps Suzuki Method of musical learning...

🇺🇸あなたは何故日本が好きですか？ ずっとXでアメリカ人に聞きたかった。

@JonestownJim1 @IfindRetards IKR? It's almost too easy, like, 'don't be an evil see you next Tuesday' and voila, you're not a Fucking Thune.

@RickTheEngraver @IfindRetards I think you’re on to something so don’t be a fucking Thune

Possibly the most requested award in history. John Thune. Retard of the Month.

Does Christ grant unlimited mercy to those who deny and debase his father's law, or abuse the children of his father's house? Christ formed a whip from cords to drive the money lenders and merchants from the temple, do you believe Christ would then grant unlimited mercy to those who deny justice to his father's children? Even if Angela Lipps were an atheist, should she to be denied justice? If her abusers claim to be the children of the Lord yet deny recompense for those they have sinned against, how shall justice be served?

As long as any human believes in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior they can be made whole again. I disagree. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. My human body has survived rape, sexual assault, a car crash at 21, 3 wars, 12 years as a soldier, so many things. Jesus is how.

@ikumen_arasaa_ As an American, I support Pinochet's Helicopter Tours; Free Half Flight Tickets, for all commies.

うわー！自動翻訳でアメリカ人のポストがバッチリ日本語になってタイムラインに流れてきてる！！ これマジでヤバいな！ 日本の投稿もアメリカでどんどん読まれてるみたいで、世界が一気に小さくなった感じがする！ ところで、アメリカのみんなは共産党とか共産主義についてはどう思ってるんだろ？

We were very successful when we used to required immigrants to assimilate and adopt our values. Leftists/Socialists have destroyed that model and we are suffering from the side effects of pro invader immigration policies. Limit immigration to those willing to assimilate with the Japanese culture, fearlessly defend the native culture.

保守派の日本人として🇺🇸ニキに聞きたい。 移民問題について、 日本がアメリカから 学ぶべき事って何がありますか？ 人種の坩堝のアメリカ。 移民についてメリットデメリット たくさん知ってるはず！ ぜひ教えて欲しいです🙏

No amount of compensation $$ will ever make this woman whole. She can not be un-harmed. Her home is gone. Her dog is gone. Her car is gone. Her sense of safety is gone. Her 5 months of living her life freely and securely are gone. There is no defense for the callous disregard of her rights perpetrated by the Fargo PD, the DA, the judge who approved the arrest warrant, the detectives, not even the federal marshalls... passing the buck is not an excuse; every single player in this shit show owes their pound of flesh as a corrective measure.

@Topcat0092 @unlimited_ls Insulting me does do much but show your character. In history those who have lost these things and been falsely put in jail have won large amounts of money in a court of law. This woman would be within her rights to legally ask for money.

@SonohennoKuma Hopefully, upon review, you see that leftist/collectivists, rather than Westerners in general, were the ones who cast aspersion following the earthquake and tsunami that triggered the failure at Fukushima Daiichi. Rational people don't blame others for acts of nature.

このことに本当に驚いている。他の国からは、特に福島の原発事故の後に向けられた悪意や差別が酷かったので。 もう一つ意外だったのは、アメリカの伝統的を愛する人達の方が、むしろ寛容で多様性を愛しているように見えること。 「排他的」と誤解されがちな我々日本人とも似ているのかも知れない。

The plain facts exonerated (freed from the burden of accusation) Angela Lipps, long before she was gathered up in the procedural mismanagement pretending to be "Lawful, Due Process". Retribution is due; to the perpetrators of injustice visited upon her, through absolutely no fault of her own. The AI Imaging company will likely be a target of blame shifting; but the patent disregard of readily available, exonerating facts, by every single investigator, prosecutor, judicial officer, and their entire CoC, is deserving of nothing less than a full accounting: no less than the process itself harmed her, perhaps as much as the system intended to inflict upon her. This is not a 'Whoopsie doodle, we dun goofed', like McDonalds serving up a Sprite when you ordered a Root Beer: this is a case of malicious disregard of an individuals rights, resulting in life altering harm. The perpetrators callously shirk responsibility, showing that they are perfectly willing to repeat their actions on anyone, at any time, going forward. Examples need to be made, and corrective lessons need to be learned, by those who hold the power to cause such harm.

Retribution is the act of punishing someone as repayment or revenge for a wrong or injury they have committed. It emphasizes delivering justice through deserved punishment, typically in proportion to the offense. Exoneration is the proper term for what is going to happen when she files a lawsuit and wins.

Retribution can be, and occasionally is, properly served up judicially. Every drone involved in the process that trampled that woman's civil rights, deserves to lose their homes, cars, pets, income, life savings, reputation, and freedom. They should also be required to prostrate themselves before her and beg for forgiveness, they are a disgrace to Justice and The Constitution, which is Supreme to any actor in the law enforcement process. Every single individual, who swore an oath, deserves to be held to the highest of standards, and face the strongest of penalties for failing to uphold them.

@RickTheEngraver @unlimited_ls Retribution is how children act. If she would like to see something happen, she should follow the proper processes. She is entitled when an agency makes these kinds of mistakes.

You might be entertained by Upotte! - where the girls actually are historic military firearms, then there's Kantai Collection - where the girls embody the spirits of WWII Japanese War ships (it's as weird as it sounds). It's the autistic level of detail that make these fascinating, the stories themselves are retarded.

OK, since it appears that today is the day to discuss weird cultural differences between Japan and the USA, may I strongly recommend to all of my military history nerd followers that you watch “Girls und Panzer”? It’s anime from Japan. You can find it on Amazon Prime. Bear with me while I explain the insane premise. It’s about Japanese all-girls schools that engage in the sport of “tankery.” These schoolgirls ride around in historically accurate, WWII-era armored fighting vehicles and engage in active combat that appears to include actual HEAT and sabot rounds, except when there is a hit nobody gets hurt and a little white flag pops out of the dead tank. So there is this big tankery tournament. But here’s where it gets even weirder: each school has the vehicles, resources, tactics and uniforms of a WWII combatant. So the US-style school has wayyyyy more logistics than anybody else, the Soviet school goes roaring across the steppes (see the video one comment post below) and the German school has the best tanks that break down a lot. Also the British school takes war breaks to drink tea. Why would I recommend such a silly concept? Because whoever did it went to a fanatical level of detail on the vehicles themselves and the associated tactics and employment, as well as very accurate propaganda themes from the era. It’s so incongruous—highly accurate military history and Japanese schoolgirl anime. And I love incongruity in entertainment. It’s so silly, but in a weirdly addictive way. And I don't even watch anime.

The Chump of police, defectives, Dumb Ass, and misjudge that rubberstamped the warrant in the first place; all need some medieval retribution. "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' Ncensored by idiotic algoers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."