Rick Limentani

Dark comedy: by people who learned to write from wrong. #screenwriting #motto

Romeo, under the balcony, searching for the words to win Juliet’s love, overhears her speech wishing he had any other name but his own. He knows just what to say: “Call me Butt-love.”

@Carole29 Not a man. That’s a woman.

Confused to discover that the dahabiyeh - an Egyptian type of boat with two masts with triangular sails - shares no etymology with the letter W, despite looking and more importantly sounding the same.

It’s definitely spring, I just heard my first ice cream van.

Today I’ve been muttering “Mondays, amiright?” to coworkers to see how many agree. It started out as a Maundy Thursday joke, but might just be my new everyday catchphrase.

Excitement in the office as one of the toilets is overflowing. You joke with your colleagues about who caused it, while hoping no one notices you’re no longer wearing socks. You’re never more than two steps from humiliation.

This may be a bit niche, but I love sitting in the circle slips at the @NationalTheatre . leaning out over those cold concrete crenellations to get a better view. Never gets old.

I really enjoyed seeing David Tennant and Catherine Tate back on #DrWho this evening. Great show.

PJAS on the Autumn Statement with celebrity appearance from ⭐️@EdConwaySky ⭐️

The Prime Minister’s glossy new video crosses from utter fantasy to complete UNTRUTHS! If some of these statements had been made in Parliament there would be cries for him to correct the record! If you are as sick as me of him getting away with this RT these actual FACTS widely

@LadyBugAssassin A similar story was all over Spanish news a month or two ago.

Teen boys accused of creating AI deepfake nudes of female classmates. independent.co.uk/news/deepfake-…

'An interview that lacked hard questions, they talked about AI friendships and The Terminator films... it was one of the most extraordinary events that I've ever covered.' @SamCoatesSky attended the PM's interview of Elon Musk. Hear his thoughts 👇 trib.al/6tKqog5

@McKinsey Some of the worst CEOs are also bold. It’s the quality of their decisions that makes the difference.

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Do the Tories need to change after two byelection defeats? No, says this minister…. Do watch our discussion:

@annamilanwrites @hornesection @AlexHorne It was a brilliant show though. Thanks @annamilanwrites for getting the tickets!

@annamilanwrites @hornesection Photo doesn’t do justice to the fact we were within literal reach of the performers. @AlexHorne and I made, no kidding, the most eye contact I’ve had all week.

This is the face of a man who hasn’t had time to change before being given a ticket to the middle front row of a @hornesection gig and knows that by the end of it he’ll have have been renamed Liz.

Anyone want to buy tickets to my Notional Lottery? It’s the same as the National one, but just for fun, the prizes aren’t real.

🥳🥳🥳LAUNCHING SUNDAY! 🥳🥳🥳 @Jack_Blanchard_ and @SamCoatesSky set you up for the week ahead in British politics with their new pod which will air on Sunday evenings. Perfect way to tune back in Sign up to make sure you don't miss an episode: politico.eu/politicsatjack…

ENGLAND: 📍 Covid booster only available to a small proportion of people (over 65’s, high risk & HCW). 📍They will be getting last year’s leftover vax supplies. USA: 📍Covid booster available to EVERYONE aged 6 months & older. 📍They will be getting the NEW updated XBB vaccine.