Rick Flag
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Rick Flag
@Rickflag27
I'm Literally Rick Flag from DC Earth-27
earth-27 Katılım Ocak 2021
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I'm so glad people like this will never find real love irl 🧡
lei@sickheartedd
i think girls should cheat on their husbands with other women
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@ColeFusionHQ My NHS told me Aussies keep taking his Drs so I asked how many Drs he has and he said he just goes to the med schools and trains new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Drs to Australia and then his taxpayers started crying.
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£1 million in training costs written off. before you count a career's worth of lost tax revenue. we paid to train them. then we didn't give them jobs. then we lost them
Hamish Parkes@HamishParkes
@ColeFusionHQ A friend of mines partner used to live in Leeds working as a doctor. Not one of her 8 friends got a training post so they all left for Australia.
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"wtf is alcoholics anonymous and why is it full of struggling alcoholics"
Q@quionie
wtf is the manosphere and why is it full of lonely and insecure boys
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Dear restaurant owners:
We all hate the QR code menus. Stop.
-everyone
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Watch me ratio this "show" with a blank canvas
ً.@lalisattwo
Fruit Love Island - EPISODE 16 (Full)
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Can I say something?
LT Jonathan Kendrick@enjoyer_liberty
“go find a girl and get married!” average zoomer girl:
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@DanteTheRacc @iloveairbagged Party chat sounds like a Mac n Cheese factory
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@iloveairbagged Please, be realistic, there’s no way she’d be able to talk with that thing when she constantly had the penises of several men in her mouth
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Scurried off to have a midday tug sesh but inadvertently made locked eyes with my image reflected in the bathroom mirror at the very instant of climax, unwittingly granting my evil doppelganger free entrance to this world
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Statistically speaking I’m already fucked so I might as well keep doing it
First Doctor@FirstDoctor
BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.
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Now show us 10,000 years worth of safely stored waste and how you communicate to a society 500 years into the future that no longer speaks the same language that this is an incredibly dangerous material.
𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾@reset_by_peer
FYI, this is what 20 years worth of safely stored nuclear waste looks like. You can fit it in a third of an average convenience store parking lot.
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bill clinton a bastard for cheating on this
sadie bobby@Sadiebobby96
Sabrina Carpenter #sabrinacarpenter
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a heist? brother, i’m sending 30 brigands to storm the place and take anything not nailed down. this is a raid
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@Howlingmutant0 @thesniffer44 Reminds me of a girl I dated years ago. Small boobs but huge gut. She had a deep bellybutton to with a little hair around it. I would put those little Vienna sausages in there and jump up and land my fists into her gut and catch them with my mouth as they popped out.
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