The Elected Mayor of Lancashire (Temol)

In true Trump style I am now declaring myself The Elected Mayor of Lancashire. I have instructed a bloke I know from the pub to go to the High Court and block any chance of votes being cast A celebration event will be held in the Brew Room Temol. (How I now need to be addressed)

@BlackpoolFC THOMMO

@StagecoachCNL everyone knows you run a wank service but explain this one 🤣

@BlackpoolFC @CardiffCityFC Do @SkyFootball consider the travelling fans when they do this, do they #bollox

Our fixture at @CardiffCityFC on 21 March has been selected for live coverage on Sky Sports+ and will now kick off at 12:30pm. 🍊 #UTMP

@BlackpoolFC if the players disrespect the Tangerine and White like they did today they have a big problem. Don't come to our club and play like that.

@quickSuppTeam @carpet_martin Scam bot

@RoyalMail please can you explain why I received 2 copies of @PrivateEyeNews, an organ I subscribe to on the same day? One is two weeks out of date and you can see the price so please get in touch and I will tell you where to send my money.

@CustomerH9623 @carpet_martin Scam bot

@Customeroyalm @carpet_martin Scam bot

Tight wad me 😂

@BlackpoolFC , you and your shitty stewards from the wrong end of the M55 are better than this @MuckersThe

@BlackpoolFC @MuckersThe Why have the stewards got a new toy in the NW corner. Absolutely stupid idea, people walked around it or went through the seats to get past it. Seriously just there to rile the fans. Can some tag the fans liaison officer in this #blackpoolfc

@Argos_Online amazing that you're staff think it's acceptable to jump a toll Bridge without paying. Any chance you could sort it out

Remember footy fans in the @EFL , if the opposition player is by the advertising hoardings waiting to take a long throw, grab his shirt it's legal #EFL #BlackpoolFC

@Athers83 @leytonorientfc @BlackpoolFC @FA @EFL It's Blackpool, the @efl still hate us because we got rid of the Oystons

Any chance of showing a clip of that @leytonorientfc fan pulling Evans shirt TWICE @BlackpoolFC I’m sure that’s assault on a player and Orient failing to control their supporters. I’m sure the @FA and @EFL would like to see the footage

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@elonmusknews30 👍🏻

If Dina put blonde highlights in his hair he would be the spitting image of Lasith Malinga #UniversityChallenge

@StagecoachCNL Please update the app. The #42 to Blackpool is running nearly an hour late

Good Morning from Morecambe depot, Unfortunately Due to driver illness and operational difficulties some of our services may be cancelled at short notice today. we are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause

@Purdz14 Top right is where I stand for my half time pint with my lad since the boycott. I think we should be on the wall. Then again they want people in the bar not hiding from our ugly mugs 😂

In different times and under a pseudonym, I referred to myself as Blackpool FCs unofficial artist. Today I updated my bio. These blank canvases await. Thank you to everyone who’s ever mentioned my name. You all put me here. I’ll do you proud.🧡

@AnythingBFC Spoke to Banks a few times from him being a kid to coach. He knows his stuff. Dobbie lives the club

𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞 𝗗𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗘 🕺 Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take charge of first-team matters until a permanent appointment is confirmed! Thoughts? 💬 #utmp | #blackpoolfc | #efl