R!cky 瑞奇

Dorothy; million ndindalama ? thats Peanut Zeze looks confused after all wakula movutika 😭

@_toastofficial_ @mc_pitrie @amthatguytyler Ndinu opusa kwambiri, does that sound like a threat? Between you and me, who threatened whom here? Kuganiza ngati Mwana oti anakula around akazi bwanji? I'm just telling you za zo slimana zakozo

The concept of loving everything black till they’re in human form.

ikungondiwaza amwene.😂 this is so good ndikuti. 🔥🙌

Atsikana showing there is Levels 🔥🔥🔥

Once you start taking a Kutchova loan there's no turning back

Just smell nice not strong guys

We must never rush to celebrate another man’s downfall.

@Asante_kun I think it's much deeper than that, it could be a sign of disability. What do you mean you're paying k100,000 for a haircut? In this economy? Are you not loved at home? K100,000 akuti premium price while there are barbers who do the exact same thing at k7000-10,000. 🙆🏾

Waiting for the day Malawians stop complaining about overpriced cars, houses, and rent, while defending those K100,000 haircut. Hair that grows back in a week. Overpricing is overpricing. We cannot be selectively outraged.

Malema is NOT your enemy

@Kitler512 I got blocked for asking him not to buy a baby. It’s pathetic. And well, I pointed out that he may have faced abuse as a kid. Most gays start that way I’ve heard.

Adolf Hitler, if you can hear me please help us.

There is no way you send someone to jail to 5 years for discharging a fire arm where no one was injured , sounds too personal for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

@TheMahleek Lowkey starting to understand why he didn’t win the ballon dor

One thing I’ve learned on these Twitter streets if you try to live up to twitter standards you’ll go broke trying to impress broke strangers who are also trying to impress your broke self Moral of the story mind your business and save your money siungasangalase aliyese

It's not a rumor. Covid is back, and people are being hospitalized.

I went back and rewatched the whole match against Bayern Munich closely and here are my honest takes Lunin totally forgot how to play a ball properly, if Courtois was here yesterday, we could've qualified Mendy was not the best at all, he did well containing olise 5/10 times but olise still had space to do what he wanted and still scored Trent was so good, great recovery but he could've done so much better in preventing that first corner for their equalizer Rudiger, I have no words for him, he had a bad game I will say, how can you be good in handling haaland but not Harry Kane militao was the same with rudiger honestly, they were just on the pitch occupying the back Bellingham, Off the ball he was so good but not so much on the ball Valverde, apart from the one shot he had against neuer, he was pretty much invincible the whole games Arda, The midfield needs to be built around this kid and I hope the next coach sees it Brahim, the pace, the pass, the energy, everything was needed that first half, I underestimated him before the match but really well done Mbappe, Good goal, good movements, good passes, he stayed on the right and moved into the middle, he dropped deep to receive passes and pressed the backline yesterday, he was really good Vinicius Jr, he was bayern's best player last night, picking a fight with Bellingham, complaining about basically everything, losing the ball 13 times, he had an assist but that is what is expected instead of dribbling Camavinga......

I kid you not. You can go to SA by Air and bag this bakkie without dropping 200m.

It ain’t 2016 anymore lil bro

I would Rather give my Money to Charity than take it to Lord's Temple