Riff

No one roasts me harder than my Apple Watch.

@blaz3ab Fillin in for John Douglas?

guitar tech fill in notes include using all flats instead of sharp & capo spelled with a ‘k’

Imagine actually liking shinedown… wild

@GeorgeSantee Alaska

@shadows_eth @DeathbatsClub 😂 it would make a great Christmas card

@loganbeaver_ #NotAnAd

Bad omens new show looks and sounds awesome

@blaz3ab Worst…. Sending thoughts n prayers.

suck my whole ass kemper

@blaz3ab I still think about this like once a month 🤯

year 29 of never owning a guitar

Always Film The Police #ACAB

this used to be the i see stars bus @ 2am every day of warped 2013

@blaz3ab Holler @ John Douglas

does anyone know how to make a fucking kemper tone or is it literally just me..?

@UberFacts @shadows_eth

The original script for "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau included a subplot where Johnny, Wiseau's character, was supposed to be revealed as a vampire — the script also featured a scene where Johnny would fly over San Francisco in his Mercedes to show off his supernatural abilities

helllll yeah

Happiest birthday to the boss man @shadows_eth 🙌🏽🤠

@blaz3ab A cat would never 💅🏿

you mean to tell me this dog has a bomb on him

@shadows_eth @jonahblake This is my sleep paralysis demon 😭

@jonahblake Im so confused but smiled the whole time. LOL. What is even happening?

This is TikTok’s version of saying “GM” twitter.com/MuseWendi/stat…

@AlexShelnutt Helll yeah!

Shinfo but I’m down 9 lbs after not weighing myself (but continuing my workout schedule) for the last few weeks! Stoked. Slow and steady!

Morgan Wallen makes music for women who make cream cheese crock pot meals for their alcoholic husbands

Same

@blaz3ab Most of ‘em, I think.

did dgd survive?