Christopher Vickers

@tysonelder Cheeky. Borrowing from Wayne’s World and Vonnegut.

Sometimes I click on a link and it fails to load and I think "Thank God."

Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga came out 10 years ago today, when we were all ruled by a dangerously incompetent crypto-fascist. Seems like only yesterday

Edmonton is for real by the way

In honor of #PrinceDay. Let's Work! #RIPPrince

@jannarden I see a colourful California Raisins style animated show that riffs on your soulful ruminations. #licensetoprintbuckeroonies

Seriously, @WuTangClan, you should really capitalize on delicious Wu inspired snack items. Like "Wu-Tang flan ain't noting but custard!"

@jannarden You're not going to that quack Dr. Fontenot again are you? He made @ScottBaio's forehead look like a deflated football.

@tysonelder Hey, did you receive my email to your Rocktographers address?

@jannarden Perfect timing for a pivot into politics, J-Ard! I'll run the campaign! Slogan: "Arden 2017: (We) Ain't Sinkin' Yet."

In a life full of highlights? I'm glad I waited til 5:22am for this.... @ The Cutting Room instagram.com/p/BMvzBaphAma/

6) This country has seen wars and grave injustices, slavery and even civil war in its past. Yet we found our way through. We will now, too.

Election update: I am shitting things I didn't eat into pants I'm not wearing. #ElectionNight

@jannarden I'm having flashbacks to when we went to Barbados with @annemurray1. Wild. It got dark. Canada's 'snowbird' made me eat a shoe.

Thanks to the Victoria audience tonight for about the best fun I've ever had on stage. Apologies if I was laughing more than they were

@jannarden, We do a test run @SloppyJoesBarKW and get it running tickety-boo! It's a match made in...hell. (Get it? Bat Out of Hell).

@jannarden and @RealMeatLoaf on a huge, shimmering neon sign rising up through the smoke to reveal the tour name...Will Do That! Saucy!

@jannarden, Picture a huge cascade of pyro-pewcoo! A wall of green smoke envelops the stage and zzzp!-out of the smoke in brilliant neon...