@notchrisvolpe Another collateral casualty caused by the American boo boo plague
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MrWonderfulday
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It’s gonna be 100 degrees tomorrow and I can’t even get a nice cold caesar salad to wash my martini down with because lettuce now gives people explosive diarrhea
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deltarune chapter 5 cursed autistic people with the most wicked vocal stim ever
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That thing will give you a prion disease hitherto unknown to science
uwo's lab | the funny science man@uwutoowo1
just thawed the "steak" I bought off temu, why does it look like this
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Good morning to California only
Evan Applegate@youwillmakemaps
Good morning to California only
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@Hollow_Spartan @FoxTrickery Forcing someone to kneel legitimately doesn't sit right with me.
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@Rifted_Winters @FoxTrickery My father had me put mu hands up while kneeling so my legs were not the only thing to hurt and he usually stayed in the room to check if i was doing it for the full time (usually 1h but sometimes it was longer) and threw remarks my way about the reasons i was kneeling
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I watched my mom make my older siblings kneel on uncooked rice on the kitchen tile.
Hot sauce in our mouths.
Once she cut off my sister's hair as punishment.
She dragged me by my hair from the car to my bedroom.
Through text, she asks me if she'll see me again before she dies.
cyn🌸@cynugwudike
“and she saw me bleeding” a piece from my “does my mother love me?” collection.
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@frevertunes @StephsNaFluffy If you could find an abandoned parking lot or a place that WAS being built, already level, but was abandoned either bc of death or the money just having ran out. Thennnnnn you'd have a good deal, especially since those people are desperate to sell or the bank divies up the land
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@Rifted_Winters @StephsNaFluffy i mean a small lot would be way cheaper than land but i can’t imagine how much work you’d have to do or pay to make the ground leveled
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Please know, it's just an egg. And you are with far more than this egg and the annoyance of fighting with every little piece of shell that decides to take a huge chunk of egg white with it.
I too flight with this issue but I also get my eggs from the galley.
Just keep pushing <3
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If the boiled eggs I peel turn out like this, I sometimes feel like my life is not worth living and my incompetence will destroy my future sooner or later
Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov
I don’t think anything is more annoying than this.
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Do you think we could have pack bonded with them
🦖 Dino Kia 🦖; 🏳️🌈 Surviving Oak Street@YutyTyrant
Actual reptile vs. what people wrongly think is a reptile
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@_SpyDtroid_ Undertale made me lose my fear of monsters in the dark
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This was the greatest game I have ever played. I say that with many games, but I feel like I can truly say that with my heart. Never have I ever felt so emotional playing through a game. Even if I played it in the wrong order, I finally realize what this game meant to everyone 🥹
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@Beez_Wackz I love how I'll get the quote tweet of a reaction to a huge post and I don't even need context like I already know what happened
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@corvencarrion If I didn't know what deltarune was I would believe this is a legitimate photo
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@golden_anomaly Susie wore a duck outfit that was like 3 pieces of paper who's not to say it's not just a paper bag on the knight
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Watched a theory video where they claimed none of the Holidays can be the Knight because their antlers wouldn't fit in the helmet.
Son the Knight TURNS INTO A BALL!!!
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@OgheneEse7 Imagine if that sentence literally means don't hit your kid or you're gonna fucking ruin them
And it's just mass misinterpreted because forbid anyone genuinely taking the bible as a genuine pacifist loving neighbor
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Child abuse/domestic violence in Christian homes are largely enabled by the “spare the rod, you spoil the child” scripture (proverbs 13:24)
cyn🌸@cynugwudike
“and she saw me bleeding” a piece from my “does my mother love me?” collection.
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These kids were all foster children and my great grandma wanted more kids so that's how she got them.
From what I learned she was very patient and worked with these kids the best she could (minus one :( ) seeing how the foster care system back then landed them in some rlly nasty homes.
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@Rifted_Winters CHRIST. Feels like an extra gut punch to "save" so many kids just to hurt them.
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@CoolCatCapri @StephsNaFluffy You can probably find a legal loophole depending on the state
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@Rifted_Winters @StephsNaFluffy I will live in the one they have in front of the home depot
What are they gonna do? Kick me out of my own private domicile?
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If you never got to experience multi floppy disk software installations, then enjoy your youth while it lasts ^_^
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson
Did you Doom?
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Opened twitter and it wanted ?????????
Then it auto logged me back in by itself I didn't do anything?? Who did I make mad.
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