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It’s Friday, May 15, 2026. Let’s have some fun and read this report out loud at a Starbucks. _____ The FBI is offering a $200,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of former Air Force counterintelligence specialist Monica Witt. Indicted in 2019 after defecting to Iran in 2013, Witt allegedly leaked top-secret intelligence, exposing the identities of undercover American personnel and endangering military and civilian lives overseas. No telling the damage she caused to the security of our country. The penalty is death and if she’s captured and convicted, it should be applied. _____ President Trump wrapped up a three-day summit in Beijing with Chinese President Xi Jinping. Flying back to Washington, Trump announced progress on trade and a potential deal for China to buy 200 Boeing jets, while noting he is weighing a major arms package for Taiwan after Xi raised deep concerns. Following the Beijing summit, President Trump announced China agreed to buy American crude oil from Texas, Louisiana, and Alaska. This could certainly be the final nail in Iran’s coffin. _____ The Department of Justice is preparing an indictment against 94-year-old former Cuban President Raúl Castro. Sources indicate the charges stem from the old commie’s alleged role in the 1996 shootdown of four civilian planes operated by a Miami-based exile group, escalating recent administration pressures on the island. _____ The US Supreme Court rejected an emergency request by Virginia Democrats to revive a voter-approved congressional map, leaving the existing 2021 map in place. Ouch! Another bitch slap. _____ Colorado Governor Jared Polis somehow swerved into making the right decision and commuted the prison sentence of former county clerk Tina Peters, a prominent figure who backed efforts to challenge the 2020 election results. The decision drew sharp condemnation from his Democrat buddies because they only want commuted sentences for murderers and child molesters. _____ The State Department announced that Israel and Lebanon have agreed to a 45-day ceasefire extension. The agreement aims to prolong the current pause in hostilities and provide negotiators additional time to work toward a more permanent security arrangement along the border. _____ Voters in Louisiana are heading to the polls tomorrow for a highly anticipated Senate primary. Incumbent Bill Cassidy, who is a steaming piece of dog sh*t who actually voted to impeach Trump, faces a strong challenge from Trump-backed Representative Julia Letlow and State Treasurer John Fleming. _____ Another example of the “Trump Effect.” The American Bar Association Council voted today to repeal Standard 206, ending the DEI mandate for law schools in recruitment, admissions, and programming. The decision now goes to the House of Delegates for review. _____ Jerome Powell officially stepped down today as chair of the Federal Reserve after serving eight years. _____ Minneapolis BLM leaders and activists held a press conference condemning Netflix for airing Tony Hinchcliffe’s George Floyd joke in Kevin Hart’s roast. One activist declared, “This is not a laughing matter.” Laughing matter or not, congrats are in order. In ten days he’ll have been drug free for 6 years. _____ UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s resignation is highly likely after his crushing defeat in the local elections and the resignation of Health Secretary Wes Streeting. Find someone who looks at you the way PM Keir Starmer looks at military age invaders from Third World sh*t holes. Follow me for more relationship advice. Have a great weekend. @MAGAIncWarRoom @wakeupusa @America13342254 @emilysavesusa @AmericaRedVoice @america @MadeInAmerica @tytynever4get @JeffSheets2 @AmericaFirst720 @WeMustUnite24 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @swainsonhawk33 @ric_dallas @Carabasc7

🚨 NOW: Gov. Ron DeSantis just had ghetto Rep. Angie Nixon (D) ARRESTED after she did an illegal "SIT-IN" at his office because of the 2026 Florida House map that adds +4 GOP seats She melted down, and FAFO'd! LMAO!! Florida is the best 🤣 DeSantis plays no games 🔥 This is the SAME Rep. who stormed the House aisle with a bullhorn as the map passed. Leftist psychos ENDLESSLY LOSE in our state ☀️ DeSantis' chief of staff confirmed it: "Arrested." h/t @FBSaunders @DouglasSoule

Dear Commies, I miss the old days when I could just roll my eyes at you and chuckle. Back then you were mostly harmless hippies. Ya know, dropping acid, bumming cigarettes, dancing barefoot in the park, crashing on strangers’ sofas, pissing in people’s chest of drawers and pretending you’d discovered the true meaning of life, all while smelling like patchouli oil and a freshly peeled yellow onion. Now? Now you want to k*ll our duly elected president, k*ll Jews, chemically castrate little boys, while simping for a candidate with an actual Nazi tattoo. You were sooooo much more fun back then.

@ric_dallas Thanks, for the kind words, Ric. Sh*t, now I gotta up my game.

@RightWingTool Hey Tool, thanks for all your hard work in putting this together for us. No easy task in today's news world. 🇺🇸

It’s Thursday, May 14, 2026. Tool Report time. _____ President Trump met with Chinese President Xi Jinping in Beijing today to negotiate trade deals and discuss regional security. The President was accompanied by top American business leaders seeking to expand US market access. Trump secured a major victory during his Beijing summit as President Xi Jinping committed to significant economic and diplomatic concessions. China agreed to purchase two hundred Boeing aircraft alongside massive increases in American soybeans, oil, and liquefied natural gas exports. Furthermore, President Xi pledged critical support regarding Iran and the opening of the Strait of Hormuz. _____ Tensions remain high in the Strait of Hormuz following Iran’s seizure of another commercial vessel. The administration continues to monitor Iranian activity closely to ensure the safety of international shipping lanes and global energy. _____ The White House is considering a temporary suspension of the federal gas tax to provide relief for American families. California citizens are just hoping Newsom doesn’t tack on another dollar gas tax. Find someone who looks at you the way Newsom looks at a tax increase. Follow me for more relationship advice. _____ Customs and Border Protection Chief Michael Banks announced his resignation. _____ Dana Williamson, former chief of staff to Governor Gavin Newsom, pleaded guilty today in federal court to three felonies: conspiracy to commit bank and wire fraud, filing a false tax return, and lying to investigators. She conspired to divert $225,000 from Xavier Becerra’s dormant campaign account, funneling the funds to Becerra’s aide Sean McCluskie for personal expenses such as home repairs and travel. She remains free on bond pending sentencing. Would you expect anything less from someone close to Newsom? _____ A Chicago judge said that they have lost 250 inmates assigned to wear ankle monitoring devices. They’re not just missing. They have no idea where they’re at. This is how the city of Chicago protects its citizens. _____ The US Supreme Court issued a 9-0 ruling allowing state negligence lawsuits against freight brokers who hire unsafe trucking companies. _____ In California the Fresno County Board of Supervisors voted to ban Pride Month events at public libraries. This follows a meeting where a drag queen teacher appeared before the board (dressed in drag, of course) and advocated for libraries to remain LGBTQ “safe spaces.” The decision effectively blocks all related programming and displays across the county’s public library system moving forward. Hat’s off to the Fresno Board of Supervisors. Many of these California Board of Supes want these perverted men wearing Carol Channing wigs getting up close and personal with your kids and toddlers. You know, leaning over them, guiding their little hands with their hands to make a word. What is needed are “safe spaces” away from dudes in dresses. _____ Have you ever noticed that in every congressional hearing, whether it be the Senate or the House, that when there are discussions about criminals, crime and punishment, Democrats are always on the side of the criminals. Name a single democrat in the last 30 years who has called for tougher punishment on anything other than little old ladies walking through the Capitol on Jan 6. _____ The next time your purple haired niece or your cross dressing neighbor presses you about losing democrat representatives in southern states,’ remind them of this. There are zero Republican representatives from New England in the US House. Zee-Roh. All 21 seats across Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont are held by Democrat Socialists in the current Congress. _____ The American stock market just hit incredible new heights today while President Trump finds massive success in Beijing. The markets are truly on fire right now. The NASDAQ and S&P 500 have both reached all-time record highs. The Dow Jones has officially finished the day above the 50,000 mark. Trump was right once again. _____ Official House records show that Florida Representative Frederica Wilson has not cast a floor vote since April 17. You remember her. She’s that commie loon who wears those pink rhinestone infused cowboy hats in the House chamber. Her extended absence has sparked concern as she misses key committee hearings, leaving Florida voters without representation. I’m all for her missing votes. But why the f*ck isn’t she performing her official duties? _____ Education Secretary Linda McMahon recently informed Congress that the department successfully blocked sixty million dollars in fraudulent student loan applications. Okay, you’re fully informed. @ruaProtector @EagleInTheCloud @USConnect2021 @SirFlyzalot @iAnonPatriot @Steve7317532777 @RightScopee @LeeMentab @Rick861838 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @Carabasc7 @Primrose771646 @4thOfJuly365

@swainsonhawk33 Thanks, Cat! 🔥

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@swainsonhawk33 You are so right.

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@ruaProtector @amanonhisown @MAC_ARMY1 @3030bubba Thank, Ray!

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It’s Wednesday, May 13, 2026. Time for the Tool Report. _____ President Donald Trump arrived in Beijing for a landmark state visit, greeted with full military honors. Joined by top American business leaders including Elon Musk, he held high-stakes talks with President Xi Jinping on trade, technology, and easing Iran tensions. _____ U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli charged developer Cody Holmes with stealing $26 million in California homelessness funds for a nonexistent project and diverting $2.2 million for personal use. Essayli said the developer essentially stole the money. Just stole it. This is part of wider probes exposing billions wasted due to poor oversight in the state’s homelessness scam. _____ An appeals court paused President Trump’s $83 million defamation payment to E. Jean Carroll until the Supreme Court reviews his presidential immunity appeal. The ruling provides a temporary victory against what is clearly a politically motivated lawsuit by a frigging loon. If you have a good memory, you’ll recall that this commie judge, Lewis Kaplan heavily restricted President Trump’s defense by limiting cross-examination and blocking her own words saying she had been sexually assaulted by half a dozen other men over the years including the head of CBS. She published a list of the “21 Most Hideous Men of My Life” where she describes at least 6 to 8 incidents, involving groping, fondling, molestation, attempted rape, or forced sexual contact (ranging from childhood to adulthood). These include camp counselor, babysitter’s boyfriend, a college attempted rape at knifepoint, professional groping/attacks, and of course the big one, Trump which she describes as rape. This democrat loon should go to prison. _____ Billionaire Stephen Cloobeck was arrested in Los Angeles for allegedly trying to dissuade a witness. He had also recently evicted Eric Swalwell from his mansion after sexual assault allegations surfaced against the former congressman. Cloobeck was released on $300,000 bail. _____ The Senate defeated a Democratic push to limit presidential war powers on Iran by a 49-50 vote. _____ Vice President JD Vance warned all 50 states to comply with Medicaid anti-fraud rules or risk losing federal funds. Nationwide audits are underway, with heavy scrutiny on blue states including California, Minnesota, and Illinois. _____ Hey, my good friends in sunny California: $189 million of your hard earned tax dollars just got spent on nearly 90,000 tablets for California convicted felons including murderers and child rapists. Inmates have been discovered using them to watch pornography and contact minors. This is according to a City Journal investigation exposing waste and poor oversight. Good grief. This is what’s happens when democrats run everything. I wonder if any of the victims’ whose family members were murdered or raped got a free tablet. _____ Rodrigo Curiel received a four-and-a-half-year sentence after pleading guilty to felony rape in Indiana. He drug her into a ditch with a box cutter to her throat. Then raped her and threatened to kill her. So with half the charges generously being dropped, he could be released in about three years. _____ The South Carolina Supreme Court overturned Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions and ordered a new trial, citing improper juror influence by the court clerk. _____ The Senate confirmed Kevin Warsh as Federal Reserve Chairman by a 54-45 vote. The respected economist now leads the central bank. _____ Bonnie Wallace sued Houston Independent School District (ISD) for First Amendment violations after being removed from a board meeting for discussing explicit school library books. They wouldn’t let her speak because they want young children to read the smut they provide. _____ A career CIA operations officer testified under oath that the Intelligence Community conducted a deliberate cover-up of COVID-19 origins, with Dr. Anthony Fauci centrally involved. Officials pushed the wet market theory despite evidence linking it to the Wuhan lab. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve refused bat soup because of that. Don’t forget to pass this report along to any liberals still talking to you. Till tomorrow. @OwensO45702022 @lilyjacinto @md90266 @MustangMan_TX @Some_surfer @nunyabizness555 @FPhillie @q @skillz17q @theseed59788459 @sadiegirl_55 @SoldiersWhisper @HappyMisery_X @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @swainsonhawk33 @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas

@ric_dallas Absolutely, Ric!

@RightWingTool Tool! Thanks for today's update 🇺🇸

It’s Tuesday, May 12, 2026. Time for the Tool Report. _____ President Trump is wheels up on his way to China accompanied by a delegation of CEOs including none other than Elon Musk. Looks like the band is getting back together. The group is traveling to Beijing to meet with Xi Jinping to discuss trade stability. _____ Former Arcadia Mayor Eileen Wang (D) resigned and agreed to plead guilty to federal charges of acting as an illegal agent for the Chinese government. Illegal agent for the Chinese government. Is there ANYONE out there in Tool Report land that is even remotely surprised by that? I could barely muster up an eye roll so I settled for a mild yawn. Democrat mayors are typically anti American anyway. Besides the normal instinctive gravitation to our enemies I wonder what the motivation was. I’m kidding of course. _____ The Senate voted 49-44 to advance Fed Chair nominee Kevin Warsh with Democrats Fetterman and Coons crossing over to vote yes. Jerome Powell’s term ends Friday. _____ Repeat offender Tyler Brown fired sixty rifle rounds into Memorial Drive traffic in Massachusetts leaving two men fighting for their lives. A state trooper and a Marine with a carry permit took down the shooter who was previously released early by a judge after a 2020 shootout with police. I’ll name the judge. Janet Sanders. _____ A transgender student in Loudoun County is accused of filming over forty peers in school bathrooms. Nice, huh? Yeah let’s keep pushing kids to transition. _____ Elon Musk posted something he’s obviously been thinking about. He says, “While not every Democrat is a criminal, almost every criminal is a Democrat.” _____ Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry erupted following a mall shooting, attacking parents of violent youth and judges who release juveniles. Landry suggested sending violent offenders to “remote acreage” for the rest of their lives and demanded lawmakers review existing statutes. That would go a long way toward fixing this problem that spineless democrats created. _____ The South Carolina House Judiciary subcommittee advanced House Bill 5683 in a 3-2 vote to redraw congressional maps. The fast-tracked measure aims for a 7-0 Republican delegation before the session ends May 14. _____ The Missouri Supreme Court upheld the new Republican congressional map today clearing it for the 2026 elections. This victory solidifies a 7-1 Republican majority for the state. _____ A federal appeals court reinstated Trump’s 10 percent global tariffs today. The stay allows customs officials to resume collection while the administration argues that the massive trade deficit justifies emergency measures under the Trade Act of 1974. _____ Tennessee House Speaker Cameron Sexton has removed all Democratic Caucus members from committees following disruptive redistricting protests. The move gives Republicans total control of the statehouse committee process. _____ Scott Bessent confirmed that individuals on public assistance can no longer wire money out of the country. The policy ensures federal safety net funds are used for domestic self-sufficiency rather than being sent abroad. Okay that was so much fun I think we should meet here tomorrow and do the whole thing over again. @rebirthofthewo1 @HeatwaveSh70068 @Georgeevans2051 @Mike_America_ @GrandpaGreg77 @lin1624638 @Hunter_Eagleman @ruaProtecto @LeeMentab @Michael02060794 @dale_stone38115 @1oldbluevein @Carabasc7 @swainsonhawk33

@1oldbluevein Thanks, blue vein!

@RightWingTool Janet Sanders should be prosecuted..nice rpt.

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It’s Monday, May 11, 2026. A freshly minted Tool Report incoming. Like and follow, you scoundrels. I put a lot of work into this. _____ President Trump is scheduled to meet with Chinese President Xi this week in Beijing. _____ More than 70 Labour MPs are demanding the resignation of PM Keir Starmer after devastating local election losses. He enthusiastically opened Britain to fighting-age third-world migrants. So far there is no concrete evidence that he has converted to Islam and plans to carry out terrorist attacks against Great Britain. We’ll keep you posted. _____ Minnesota’s supportive housing program for addicts and disabled individuals has ballooned from a projected 2.6 million dollars to over 100 million dollars annually due to fraud and over-enrollment. _____ President Trump posted on Truth Social: “I have just read the response from Iran’s so-called ‘Representatives.’ I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP.” He said the response was so bad he didn’t even finish reading it. _____ The US government repatriated 17 Americans from the hantavirus-stricken MV Hondius cruise ship via charter flight to Nebraska. They arrived for assessment and monitoring at the University of Nebraska Medical Center’s National Quarantine Unit, with one positive case directed to the specialized biocontainment unit. Libs are absolutely giddy. _____ In Japan, thousands of residents in Fujisawa recently mobilized to oppose construction of the city’s first mosque, which would be larger than a local Shinto Shrine. _____ You all remember of course that on May 8th the Virginia Supreme Court slapped the living dog sh*t out of the commies in the state legislature by ruling 4-3 that they violated constitutional procedures by placing a redistricting amendment on the April ballot. It would have given them a 10-1 democrat advantage in the state’s contest representation. Okay fast forward to today. You know that dullard, “Dollar Store Obama,” Hakeem Jeffries, right? We’re finding out that this turd held a private call with Virginia democrats the very next day where participants discussed a desperate plan to actually lower the mandatory judicial retirement age of the justices from 73 to 54. This would immediately force all seven justices off the court, allowing these whack jobs to appoint other whack jobs who would of course rule to approve the map. This new democrat party is not the party of JFK. They are the most corrupt, soulless, venal immoral, unethical, depraved, unscrupulous scumbags ever to hold office. _____ North Carolina’s state auditor revealed a staggering 47,000 percent increase in Medicaid autism therapy billings, from roughly 1.9 million dollars to over 505 million dollars in about five years. _____ Congressman Ted Lieu and other democrats have pledged to reverse the 2025 Republican budget cuts to Medicaid, Medicare, and the ACA. Those cuts specifically curtailed California’s expansion of health and food benefits to undocumented residents. Lieu said Democrats will reverse the massive cuts when they regain control. _____ Sturm, Ruger and Company has officially moved its headquarters from Fairfield, Connecticut, to Mayodan, North Carolina, citing a more favorable political and business climate. _____ Not many of us knew this. “Doctor” Jill Biden’s first husband, Bill Stevenson, was arrested in February 2026 for the murder of his wife, Linda. He has pleaded not guilty and remains in the hoosgow. What is it with that dysfunctional family? _____ A federal aviation employee in New Hampshire has been criminally charged for threatening to assassinate President Trump. Dean DelleChiaie reportedly said he would “neutralize/kill” Trump via email. He used his work computer to search how to bring a firearm into a federal facility and how many Americans want Trump dead. The man admitted being upset with the Trump administration. These libtards are absolutely demented. _____ Secretary of State Marco Rubio, speaking in Italy last week, said, “We are going to have to re-examine the value of NATO and that alliance for our country but that’s a decision for the President to make.” We need to withdraw from NATO yesterday. _____ And finally a little good news. Remember that piece of sh*t who went viral for towing away an ICE vehicle during an arrest in Los Angeles recently? Well he’s been arrested and will soon be famous. Bobby Nunez was allegedly laughing and filming as he towed a vehicle belonging to ICE agents, according to a federal criminal complaint. And apparently he was upset about his perp walk being filmed by the press. He faces ten years in prison. His tow truck experience more than qualifies him for pushing prison laundry carts. _____ Okay, that’s all I got. @EagleInTheCloud @USConnect2021 @SirFlyzalot @iAnonPatriot @Steve7317532777 @RightScopee @LoriFer86724135 @GreerStandsFree @ThorntonMagg34 @GoldenJuli639 @GenXGirl1994 @ruaProtector @swainsonhawk33 @LeeMentab @Carabasc7

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