🏳️‍⚧️Mimi the Ancient🥥🌴

@S0m3C0mput3r1n Big boys

What do you call this genre of Pokémon

@SHARKMODER There's this cheap mix to make very mediocre pudding by the same company that does jello and it was all I could eat when my wisdom teeth were removed. It's that

is there a food you associate with love and care? for me it’s french toast

@harrycallihan87 Elon has billions of dollars of government contract, works closely with the state and defense departments, and now has direct influence over then next president. He is the establishment

@EricAbbenante Why do you dickride Elon so hard when he's proven to be nothing but scum

Neil Degrasse Tyson criticizes Elon's plan to go to Mars: Maher: "Can Elon Musk realistically send humans to Mars?" NDT: "I have strong views on that: For him just say 'Let's go to Mars because it's the next thing to do.' What does that venture capitalist meeting look like?: Elon what do you want to do? 'Go to Mars' How much will it cost? '1 trillion dollars' What's the return on investment? 'Nothing' That's a 5 minute meeting." Thank you guy who plays scientist on TV.

we don’t fucking emphasis this enough but people should be cancelled hard to oblivion for traveling to the UAE

“We’re mass deporting people” “Trans people are done” “No more affirmative action” “We’re firing 3 million honest workers” “We’re gonna emit carbon” “All prices are going up” “You’ll face financial hardship” “We’re giving your kids polio” “Wow why are you so mean to us?”

@ByYourLogic She was born green and there's an entire song about her family being shocked and disturbed that she's green I am not making this up

is the green girl in Wicked naturally green or did someone make her green? do other people comment on it?

What if I tell you from what I know about CSA & grooming, I do not believe this was an accident.

A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields. You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

The fact that someone from The Onion had to have a meeting with the Sandy Hook families and go “I’m sorry for your loss but do you guys want to do something really funny” is the wildest part of the InfoWars purchase

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

Just the worst fucking people man

anyone feel like doing something special, something huge. something that’s sure to impress a young jodie foster

this is how conservatives sound when they say this

Joe Biden’s legacy is completely null and void now. He ran in 2020 to restore the Soul of America, and the Soul of America answered back with 4 more years of Trump

kamala why the fuck would you concede before calling for recount

Ya know, I’ll say it, I do think you have to be a little racist to vote for Trump