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@davesweet81 defo Ronnie O'Sullivan in disguise!

RedRants Fantasy League: 1727071-391809

Luke shaw is 19, on £100,000 a week and shagging this. Im 19, on £100 a week and wanking into a sock. Life isn't fair

@Annabelle_AW09 @FootyAccums good quads 👏

@Kurtisralph if you mean 'are you even faster than you already were' then yes, I am. #rapid

@Kurtisralph tell me you 'WANT' me, Kurtis, and I'll even give you the kit back! Tell me 💋

@Kurtisralph yeah quite often. Do you NEED me?!

Mindset is an every day, every match thing. It must be worked on constantly during good times and bad

@Kurtisralph how did you get on vs Beechy mate?

@Eddy93Ram replied

Great day at @mifa_academy today with @Chris_Mason9, @gordonhill54 & Mel Eaves. Some great football on show and everyone enjoyed it #result

7,563signatures ? where are all the Grassroots clubs/teams/players/parents/fans who moan about poor/lack facilities epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/66835

People of Urmston, get 50% off all treatments in The Beauty Room at Studio@55 on Brook Rd for one month.

.....waxed in the morning, I'm getting waxed in the morning 😬💪

Stinker... vine.co/v/MpuD6Aw3JDD

Anderson not going on tour puts less strain on the food budget. #costcutting

@Kurtisralph I tell you what, if Ennis rings me and asks me nicely for it you can have it, how's that?

@Kurtisralph any way I can be obtuse I will be. Nowt personal Kurt, it's a Lucchini thing.

@Kurtisralph build a bonfire, build a bonfire.... 🔥

@Kurtisralph not w/o the £50 you want. Seriously Kurt, either that or they can buy a replacement, I won't be handing it back for free.