Ritchie Bristol
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Ritchie Bristol
@RitchieBristol
Radio 2003-2020 / Master | Grappling,Judo,Boxing= Champion / Stand-Up Comic / Firefighter / TV / Movie Producer / Music Producer = A.D.D fo.sho
Oregon Katılım Eylül 2009
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@lifted_pdx Alien: Your momma so fat, she created the Milky Way while breast feeding you.
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Alien: Your mommas so fat, when she gets into the spaceship, she causes tsunamis on earth.
#oceanaliens #aliens #ufohearings
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“Why do they call it ‘sleeping like a baby’ when I wake up every two hours, confused, and covered in crumbs? #AdultingIsHard”
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