Ritto “Tuesdays” Vazquez

@ChipotleTweets Jerk me

@RittoVazquez You should always get a full 4 oz. helping of rice, beans, and meat. If you feel your portions aren't accurate please let a manager know next time you are in. -Huda

On Cinco Di Mayo? Shame. @ChipotleTweets

@BunsJimmy85582 Get your money up Buns

If you went to Europe this summer go fuck yourself

Based of the information we have here: 🪵 🪵’nt 🪵’nt 8 beers

@dirtysanchez728 @FentVenables

@TheLennyFader That’s nothing but southern love Lenny

What drug did Darius Rucker put in this song?

My ex’s friends to me at the darty later: #bethevillain

Little debate with the fellas what’s the best seat here

Liberal mind couldn’t comprehend

@nickossello Cross Ferrera

Who’s everyone’s least favorite player in the PLL currently?

@roofieman69 Wishing you a speedy recovery bump. Don’t take this opportunity to jerk off and smoke all day for granted!!

Welp broke my fucking femur. White boy summer is canceled. #Shrink the absolute fuck out of this. #comebackszn

Natures laxatives #LifeHacks

@MrThotdotter Thank you Mr Thotdotter, I’ll try my best wishing you nothing but good luck. Best Regards, Tuesday

@hahfaggott Exactly Mr Blanco, sad to see how soft the verse has gotten

@RittoVazquez These comments are wild. Your dad ain’t even mad… he’s honestly funny lol

@wembanyamtime @glueguy6969 @joeymtz13 Thank you Sir

@glueguy6969 Thank you Billy I’m tryna wrap my head around it myself

@RittoVazquez What the fuck is up with everyone in these comments shitting on u for smoking

@TrutherTTU Texas tech 😂

@RittoVazquez Delete your account champ

@Greg7879 Fuck you greg

@RittoVazquez Your a fucking fraud

@Sirbag007 He rocks shorts more than pants by far, a man of the people

@RittoVazquez Your dad wears shorts?