The Riverfront Times

Word on the street is Rene Knott left KSDK to pursue his real passion of becoming a foodie influencer on Instagram. He’s rebranding as Garlic Knotts.

politicians prolly using ChatGPT to subvert the will of the voters now

you could probably put a museum in that thing too

@MarkReardonKFTK Hey Mark did you know movies are not real

Damn, Mozart was Japanese!! Who knew.... 🤦🏼‍♂️

is he transporting himself to court

Have it on good authority that Marc Maron’s final guest is Fredbird.

Looks the sheriff job is a work from home position now.

The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

Starting a cover band called Corn Sweat & Beers.

Imo’s used to give you a whole dang pizza for your birthday and now they’re like here is one extra straw.

Did you know? A 2023 study revealed St. Louis has the best tasting pool water in the country.

For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. Turns out babies don't need shoes.

@khelene 👋

me at a place where I’m supposed to make friends

It’s that magical time of year where my dresser is crammed full of both summer and winter clothes which is also the case all year every year.

"... but all the Terminado really wants is acceptance."

[furiously spinning in circles to paint a picture]

[corners James Cameron at the DMV and angrily pitches him Terminado, a movie about a time traveling robotic tornado]

The average human spends 8 years of their life looking for the remote control their toddler hid in a shoe.

@scott_tobias @MoviesReveal I didn't realize I had zero sense of what the actual plot in the Lancer pilot was until I read the book.