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@pepsi So what are we?

Cuffing season comes. Cuffing season goes. Your love of Pepsi is forever.

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris is now providing medical care to all 58 doctors and 79 nurses on site.

@Polymarket Oh weird. *looks up reason* oh...

BREAKING: ABC cancels new season of the Bachelorette.

@BillyM2k Gambling on myself

what was the best decision of your life?

@AlexOnchain Have you tried the timeless classic "2fast2furious"?

this movie I'm watching makes zero sense, they don't make them like the used to (I've been on my phone the entire time)

Success is found in consistency. Keep showing up. The results will follow

Deodorant but make it Baja Blast scented

@notthreadguy Crypto traders

all the stock guys screaming "max pain" have never felt a crypto bear market

real ones remember

@unkonfined Might as well

Will you go viral today?

How do these married couples go absolutely no protection every single day and still avoid pregnancy? What aren’t they telling us? 😭

WNBA players felt they weren’t getting what they deserved. They came together, held their ground and look what happened. Gee, I wonder if … nah, forget it.

Who is the silliest movie bad guy?

Ah fuck

YAN NOOOOOOOOO

@AlexOnchain I’ve been known to crack

+ we're hiring for a few roles, stay tuned, they'll be live on our site very soon: - social video creator/strategist - base social lead - social media manager if you're cracked, we want to talk to you

today is my last day as ct lead at coinbase (I'm now the head of social media)

@PetrYanUFC @elonmusk @solana

Hey @elonmusk, still want to fight Mark Zuckerberg? I beat his sparring partner @MerabDvalishvili. Come train with me! Seats reserved for my @solana token holders. Launching soon.

@Shrek My brother. You are green

Do I still need to wear green today or am I good?

Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee