Rilly

Link showing up to the Smash Bros tournament only to find out that everyone else is animated except him

you’ll be having the worst day of your life and your girl texts you this

This may be the most impressive two minutes of ineptitude I’ve seen in my entire life …

She don’t believe in shooting stars But she believes in poop n fart

Iran is bombing everybody but its your heart i want to bomb. Text me baby

Ww3 starting and I can’t even get a text back are you dead ass rn

I wake up I think about you I’m out with friends I think about you I’m with family I think about you I listen to music I think about you I look at moon I think about you I watch any movie I think about you I’m going to bed I think about you

“Boys don’t cry” Nigga jesus wept.

she's prettier than the stars

@IGN 7.8/10 🌊

when she's hot and lowk retarded so ik she's my future wife

when she leaves me on delivered for 15 hours so i get her back by making her wait 3 seconds

Eat raw meat, heavily salted. Have lots of warm soups. Get fresh fruit. Drink Coca-Cola. Never vaccinate. Train martial arts. Be an alcoholic. Make raw milk ice cream, with toasted nuts on top. Smoke cigarettes. Get a cheeseburger and fries from every restaurant. Play as many sports as you can. Have coffee sometimes, but not every day. Do cocaine and ecstasy. Eat cereal for dinner. Kiss her. Pancakes. Buy the books but never read them. Use the sauna. Get obsessed with one movie to the point where you can relate any life event back to it and your friends will hate you but every stranger is hearing this for the first time. Never juice carrots, eat them raw. Never eat celery, only juice it. 2 bags of mandarins is the serving size. Ignore her texts. Don’t DM her. DON’T DO IT! Be able to drink all alcohols straight and in abundance. Do that cleanse. Learn how to use your lats. Eat more French fries. I know that last cigarette made you a little nauseous but this one won’t. Mass deportations. Have another Coke.

I bombed my lab exam and never gathered the courage to tell her that I love her due to unresolved trust/attachment issues from my only relationship 6 years ago. Bbq pulled pork sandwich and fries

dating is scary because what if they don't like Pokemon Platinum