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Josh Rainer

@JoshRainerGold

Golden California, Physical Culture, Supreme Energy

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Kasım 2010
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Josh Rainer
Josh Rainer@JoshRainerGold·
You need to be drinking milk. It could save your life.
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Marlin, Esq
Marlin, Esq@nostalgiafkninc·
One of the last videos Spencer Pratt posted from his home in the palisades before it burned down
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Samantha Ettus
Samantha Ettus@samanthaettus·
Here is how the LA Mayoral race works and here is the strategy that aims for two outcomes: 1. Blocks the DSA candidate from getting one of the top 2 spots. 2. Gives Spencer Pratt a path to potential victory. Please share with Angelenos.
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CoconutGreek
CoconutGreek@Chickenhearts69·
Who remembers this guy?
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Josh Rainer
Josh Rainer@JoshRainerGold·
I just want shit to work
Rambo Van Halen@RamboVanHalen

Make Shit Work Again People almost never come to our door after dark. Because we live in a (what used to be) a quiet place, and random visitors after dark are almost unheard of. So when the doorbell rang at 3:30am this morning I grabbed my shotgun. I racked the pump and shouted for the person at the door to identify themselves. Turns out it was a lady cop. Luckily the cops are used to armed homeowners around here. She shined a to flashlight identify herself, and I secured the gun and the dogs to see what she wanted. Turns out two people were shot across the street in the park. She wanted to know if your security cameras captured any footage of the incident. So I checked the app, and no—there was no footage (because our cameras point the other direction). And that was that. But I couldn’t get back to sleep—mostly because of the adrenaline. But also because I couldn’t help but notice that things are getting worse around here. This used to be a place where nothing happened. And now things definitely do happen. We used to live in LA. My wife and I did industry stuff. We had a good life as an urban childless couple, but then she got pregnant. We thought about the daunting challenge of raising kids in LA, and opted to get out. So we found a place in the Mountain West where nothing ever happens. It was a good place to raise kids. A place with good schools. A place where our children could wander the town by themselves. But it’s not that place anymore. Since Covid the schools have gone to shit. And a few weeks ago my son was at the neighborhood park (by himself) when a gang member pulled a gun on a parent at the playground. So early this morning I’m lying in bed, and I’m thinking about this. And I thought to myself, “We need to leave.” But then I had another thought—a disturbing thought. I thought, “But there’s no place else to go.” Because it’s almost everywhere now. Red State, Blue State, it doesn’t matter. And if it’s not there yet it will be soon. And if you think you’re safe, you’re not. Because this thing is coming for all of us. *** My politics in five words: I Want Shit To Work That’s it. I just want shit to work. And I don’t really care how that happens. I’m old enough to remember when shit did work. It never worked perfectly. But I don’t think shit has worked perfectly in the entire history of human endeavors. I mean, read the Bible—it’s all about shit not working perfectly. But I grew up in a time when things ran fairly well—far better than they do now. I’m not that old, but back in the day schools actually taught stuff. And there wasn’t choking bureaucracy in government and business and every other institution. And we could TRUST those institutions—because they weren’t rife with corruption. And if minor corruption happened to be discovered it was A BIG FUCKING DEAL—because the media wasn’t bent, and they’d actually report on the corruption. And things weren’t so expensive. A young person (me) could work a menial job afford a car and an apartment and still have money left over to take girls on dates. Because there was OPPORTUNITY for young people. Now I could go on and on, but I’m starting to sound like an old man shouting at a cloud, so let me just say, trust me kids: SHIT USED TO WORK. Spencer Pratt is about my age. He remembers when shit used to work. He remembers when you could count on the fire department to not let a giant part of your city burn down with residents inside. He remembers when you didn’t have to step over fentanyl zombies to take your kids to preschool. He remembers when there wasn’t human shit on the streets. He remembers when corrupt government officials were held accountable. He remembers when we could go about our lives and not worry—because shit worked. I can sum up Spencer Pratt’s campaign platform in four words: Make shit work again. So can he win the LA mayoral race? It depends on one question: Is it bad enough yet? I think it is bad enough. It’s so bad that it can no longer be ignored. And I think most Angelenos feel the same way. There’s a critical mass of people who remember when shit worked. They had no way to fix it. They couldn’t imagine a solution. And then one guy stood up and said he could fix it. Because none of these “intractable problems” are actually intractable. We know how to do this. We know how to fix things. We know how to Make. Shit. Work. Again. What was lacking was The Will to do it. And Spencer Pratt has The Will. No, I don’t live in LA anymore. But I’m pulling for Spencer. Because this election is so much larger than Los Angeles. Because there’s no where else to run to. Because we’ve got to make a stand. Somewhere. Anywhere. So vote for Spencer. And if you can’t vote then make a small donation. Because we have to make shit work again. Because we don’t have a choice.

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Gait Analyst
Gait Analyst@gaitanalyst·
Many of you are not nearly horny enough. I am troubled for you. If you are going to passport, passport. Nobody is stopping you. This is much better than posting about it. If these girls should settle for you, convince them in person. Posting (which is a high art) will in this case do nothing. If it would not be settling for them to date you or marry you, it will be easy to convince them. If you can do better, it is very gay to post about it instead of going and doing better. But you aren't horny. You don't actually want a wife. You don't even want a girlfriend. You don't really even want to fuck. You want to post.
LinaHua@Linahuaa

This is what an above average group of 7/10 American girls looks like. They're business students from a very good school (which already raises the average by a lot) They also have significantly below national average BMI. They gonna be top 15% earners. So, in order to looks and status match with them, you should be about 6 feet tall, be in decent shape, dress well, and earn about $150k. The numbers don't lie.

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Josh Rainer
Josh Rainer@JoshRainerGold·
We need more Spaniards. Just like in general
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Congressman Randy Fine
Armenians should not serve in Congress. Neither should Somalis. Or Guatemalans. Or — wait for it— Israelis. If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours. We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress. NOW.
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Coddled Affluent Professional
Coddled Affluent Professional@feelsdesperate·
Ok. This is an interesting clip. This is one of the first times I’ve seen a politician running explicitly against the progressive NGO kleptocracy. He’s wrong that these people are ‘socialists’ (they’re kleptocrats who use leftist rhetoric to legitimize themselves) but that’s fine. It’s still very effective rhetorically. The right needs to bring this attack up to scale: the purpose of the DSA is not ‘socialism,’ it’s to maximize public revenue extraction so that upper middle class jobs doing fake work can be doled out to political allies (surplus elites, failed creatives, etc.). It’s important for the public to understand what’s going on here and where their money is going and not only can this be an effective cudgel against the left, but smashing these rice bowls can have all sorts of other positive externalities for our politics.
Billboard Chris 🌎@BillboardChris

Spencer Pratt is really good at this.

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Sunrise Pepe
Sunrise Pepe@thltd_·
Help me find my friends
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eel enthusiast 🦐
eel enthusiast 🦐@cheascake·
Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader
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Karolina
Karolina@karolinazrs·
@JoshRainerGold You just better always assume people like you more than you think
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Josh Rainer
Josh Rainer@JoshRainerGold·
We need a word for when you find out a former crush liked you but years after it’s too late to do anything about it
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RusticLagers
RusticLagers@ArtisanAles1·
Most peaters would not survive drinking this.
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