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Waititu has been in prison for how long? Have you heard any noise ?? 🤔🤔

There has been 4 World Cup tournaments since Man U last won the league 😭

Estas aves vieron a alguien alimentando a un pájaro herido, así que todas empezaron a fingir lesiones también.

You can see the pain in his eyes This waiter had a bone to pick with him

Instagram is a different place 😭😭😭

ODM officials in Trans-Nzoia say they've left party for Sifuna-linked Linda Mwananchi movement

My mum, whenever I'm down😃🧘

When Argentina fines me three billion pesos for my anti-Argentina tweets but it only comes to £3.58

Bandu Befwe ba Bungoma nende Kitale Khwichanga! 😉

Sifuna once came into the studio when I was at Spice FM. His first comment was ....'hakuna yengs hapa'. He was disappointed that Ndu and I werent attractive to him.

Am I dead or is he alive?

Your strict dad at work with his colleagues.

Nurses and midwives have issued a 7-day strike notice. They say they will begin a nationwide strike on July 29 unless the government resolves their grievances

Shaquille O’Neal explains why he stopped showing off his money “When I first bought my house, it was 25,000 square feet. I made it 70,000 square feet to let everybody know this was my house” “One summer I came back and a guy down the street had a 90,000 square foot house. Another guy around the corner had a 130,000 square foot house. I'm asking everybody, ‘Who are these guys?’ Nobody knows” “Once I realized that, I stopped talking about what I'm doing and what I'm making cause if they don't do it, why are we doing it?” “I finally figured out who it was, he’s the owner of Time Shares. I went in his house and he made my crib look like an apartment complex” “I changed my mentality. I'm just going to go about my business without telling everybody what I'm doing”

This is called a HAEMODIALYSIS CATHETER. It is for patients undergoing dialysis. It is inserted into a patient's chest through the internal jugular vein. The red port cannula is the arterial lumen that draws deoxygenated blood out of the patient's body and sends it to the dialysis machine for cleaning. The blue cannula is the venous lumen that carries cleaned, filtered blood from the dialysis machine back into the patient's bloodstream. This catheter stays in a patient's body for 6 - 12 weeks, or even longer, depending on medical decisions, before being replaced with a permanent fistula. A healthy kidney filters your blood 400 times per day, while a dialysis machine does so only 2 times a week, for about 5 hours per session. Dialysis patients have to arrive at the renal unit as early as 3 am, twice a week. Not even a dialysis machine can replace the efficiency of a healthy kidney. Therefore, take care of your kidneys. #FoodFriday

“I promise I will behave guys” Me after one Smirnoff.

sexualizaram tanto a palavra papai que quando eu tiver filhos eles vão ter que me chamar de sensei

TEARS IN MY EYES!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nimejaribu kufunza mtoto wetu kikisii kakaanza kulia😭😭

When Pele's teammate, Carlos Alberto gave birth, the teammates gathered at his backyard and played football. Pele scored 7 goals. Those goals were counted as part of his career goals. I don dieeeee 😭