King Curry Crab

My yearly media update

Elbow talking to Wemby like the green goblin mask

I love when I’m at a party and it’s hot af and a woman that I don’t even know turns her portable fan to face me. What a blessing lmao shoutout to yall fr

all the time.

I want women to cry and pour out they heart for me. And tell me how much they hate it when they apart from me.

Respectfully

Niggas that laughed at me 10 years ago for being a Knicks fan tryna join in the fun

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

The most romantic thing you can do when you’re in love with someone is giving them room to just exist, they do not belong to you

One day on here everybody complaining bout the cost of living then by the next morning everybody frying people bout saving money or not frivolously spending…Gotta love the dunce duality…

Any nigga that's ever blown hookah smoke into a camera needs to be entered into the military draft

it’s hole filling season

“babe you get them tickets yet?”

I need to sit by moving water about this

Me coming out from under the sheets after eating that thigh pie

I like women who are like cats, just walk by you and rub on you and shit

“EVERY SEASON” w/ @BourtBaeless [prod. @lttIisland] ❄️🌷☀️🍂 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/every… Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/43zqULfJ… Tidal: tidal.com/album/50883590…

I be the dirtiest nigga