CHUCK!!!!!!!!! シジマ!!!!!!!!!

IF HE BOUGHT TWITTER INSTEAD OF [READS SMUDGED WRITING ON HAND] ELEPHANT'S MAGMAR WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA I'M BACK JUST TO SAY THAT TWITTER GOING DOWN THE TOILET IS ALL LANCE'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVERMIND!!!!!!!

IF ALL GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN I WILL BE THE CHAMPION OF JOHTO IN EXACTLY 31 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@BelleOfDarkness RIP

@PokemonKristal I DON’T KNOW WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!! I ONLY CARE ABOUT BLACKBELT YOSHI AND MARIO, BLACKBELT NOB, BLACKBELT LAO, AND BLACKBELT LUNG!!!!!!!!!!!

@RoaringFists BECAUSE...!!!! Huh... I never thought about it like that. .. . . WAIT A MINUTE! I CAN'T DIE!! WHO ELSE WILL LASS MICHELLE GO TO WHEN SHE WANTS TO RANT BUT NO ONE WILL LISTEN?!?! WHO WILL GO TO GUITARIST VINCENT'S CONCERT AND CHEER MAGNEMITE ON?!

I WANNA GO TO GALAGA TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE ARCADE GAME WHEN I WAS A KID HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@PokemonKristal WHY NOT!!!!! WHO CARES HAHA YOU ARE ONLY ALIVE ONCE!!!!!!!

@RoaringFists OKWELLIWOULDN'TGOTHATFARBUT I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT!!!!!!!

@PokemonKristal HAHA YOU’RE RIGHT KID!!!!!!!!! FUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!! PLAY GAMES!!!!!!! MAKE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

@RoaringFists Live your dreams!! Play the game while you're there!! Beat everyone's high score!! And leave your name to let people know about the legacy you left behind!!

POLIWRATH AND PRIMEAPE GOT THIS SHIRT FOR ME FOR FATHER’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY TWO SONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DOES TWITTER KEEP GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS THAT SOME BRENDAN GUY IS TWEETING!!!!!!!!! I’M TRYING TO AVOID THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF I HAD TO CHOOSE WHO JOHTO’S MOST ATTRACTIVE GYM LEADER IS I’D DEFINITELY PICK PRYCE!!!!!!!!!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MAN LOOK SO GOOD AND ALSO BE 250 YEARS OLD AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!! I HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD IN 200 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

I'VE NEVER FELT SO SAD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FACT THAT I'M NOT IN POKEMON MASTERS HAS MADE MY WIFE INCREDIBLY SAD!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THAT MY WIFE IS SAD I'M SAD!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS A SAD CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@NuvemaTownHero MY LOVE FOR YOU IS ALSO DYNAMAX, DAUGHTER!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

HEY GUYS HOW COOL ARE DYNAMAX POKÉMON HAHA!!!!!!!!!! MY LOVE FOR MY WIFE IS DYNAMAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I BET MORTY LIKES VORE TOO!!!!!!!

I’VE CONSIDERED QUITTING MY JOB AND BECOMING A STAND UP COMEDIAN BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THINK THE ISSUE WITH LANCE IS HE LIKES CAPES TOO MUCH AND CAPES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH THOUGH HE ALSO SUCKS SO IT’S LIKE THEY’RE MEANT TO BE HAHA!!!!!!!!!

ALSO I’M STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!! ALL MY HATERS MUST BE FUMING HAHA!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY LANCE!!!!!!!!