Rob
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Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Monday Twitch.tv/Rob7yay
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I was on a flight with my 3 kids. When a lady asked “Are all those your kids?"
I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, these are customer complaints!!"
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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write, “Save the trees" on it Twitch.tv/Rob7yay
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A lady cut me off today, so l laid on my horn for 45 seconds x3. She's throwing wild gestures in her mirror.
I pass her, and it was my MOM. Twitch.tv/Rob7yay
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Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said that's the last thing I need Twitch.tv/Rob7yay
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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership Twitch.tv/Rob7yay
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Fantastic experience and the quality is amazing!
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! Twitch.tv/Rob7yay
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