Rob Asaro

@megynkelly I don't know who you are but you are a terrible person .

Nah, I like my half time shows in English from ppl who love America.

@lisakippy @willchamberlain No matter ones political position, we can all agree you have too much time on your hands.

@willchamberlain I’ve only just begun creating a spreadsheet of people who’ve said vile things about Charlie Kirk’s assassination. So far, teachers and professors are by far the most represented.

What do you call hundreds of educators losing their jobs for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death?

@realDonaldTrump You dumbass. You'll go down in world history as a stain on this planet and these times. You are the most reviled man in American history. Rapist. Misogoynist. Conman. Stupid fking idiot. Your legacy is a joke.

@gtconway3d Ive never seen a convict violate a gag order before sentencing but then I've never seen an Ex president/gameshow host/insurrectionist convicted for falsifying records related to a porn star he banged while his wife was pregnant. It's a week of firsts #trumpforprison

First the #EPA bans #asbestos, then #Trump can't post a #bond. Bad day to be a #poison. #bloodbath #TrumpForPrison2024

The twice impeached gameshow host/rapist who told us to drink bleach, caused an insurrection and has 4 indictments thinks Haley is Pelosi. This is the LEADING GOP candidate for President. Welp, we've had a good run... #TrumpMentalHealth

I know about your 12/18/20 meeting at the Oval. I know about your meeting at the Willard. I have your texts. I have witnesses. I know why you asked for pardons. Get ready. Your time is coming.

@7Veritas4 please sir, move the trial to New Jersey and Please make me a juror. I'd be the best juror - everyone says so. All the best people. I promise not to taunt the defendant with my "Maybe the bleach can knock it out" t-shirt.

@7Veritas4 @7veritas4 Hilarious! Please fill his little hands with all the indictments they can handle. Please indict him in New Jersey. Please select me for the jury. It's all I'll ever ask for in this world again. C'mon Jack! People are saying I'm the best juror. All the best people!

He bragged that being indicted was a badge of honor. Ok. Make room for more badges.

Please fasten your seatbelts and return your tray table to its full upright and locked position. A third indictment of Donald Jezebel Trump is in progress. The Summer of Justice that was promised…continues.

"Carl? Say, Carl? Going to need to get my resume updated to 'thrice indicted.' Can you get on that Carl? You know what, let's just be proactive and put in Four times." #TrumpINDICTED #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpForPrison2024

I can't breathe! What a terrible day to decide to run a half marathon and take up #smoking #nycweather #njsmoke #orangesky #wildfires

@maggieNYT 7

One of the only two lawyers who worked for Trump who he cited last year as being effective - the other being Roy Cohn - has died nytimes.com/2022/12/14/nyr…

@WorkingTidal @TheTankNYC Thank you for coming!

Got lost again at @TheTankNYC and found myself at LOST AGAIN by @RobAsaroShow. The journey had me into a mindful pretzel.

Rob Asaro's "Lost Again" to Have Limited Run at The Tank #NJStage #NewJerseyStage ->newjerseystage.com/articles2/2022…

Review Fix Exclusive: Rob Asaro and Jay Michaels Talk ‘Lost Again’ reviewfix.com/2022/10/review…

@Helen_E_Shaw Hi there! I would love to send you a press release about my show at The Tank in Manhattan. Is there a place I can send it to. Thank you. RobAsaroShow@gmail.com

@joeycsims We would like to invite you to our play at the Tank if you are interested. How can we get in touch with you

@gtconway3d @gtconway3d Would a trial happen in Florida or D.C.?

He's essentially threatening the country with violence if the laws are applied to him.