Robbie Leonard

Truro City will travel 14,474 miles to away games in the National League across the season🗺️😳 This is almost 4,000 miles further than Carlisle, the club with the second highest travel distance🚎

Don’t let him near Kurt Zouma

Meanwhile at the airport.. 😂

Bro didn’t even flinch 😂😂

This might be the most diabolical prank ever 🤣

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

🚨 WOW! This 15-year-old is ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING the ninja course — pure beast mode!

A ball boy went into those woods at 8:12pm and hasn’t been seen since

@Footballtweet Remember him at Welling

🔎 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗘: He's the only player to have played in: ▪️ FIFA World Cup ▪️ Champions League ▪️ UEFA Cup ▪️ UEFA Intertoto Cup ▪️ Premier League ▪️ Championship ▪️ League Two ▪️ League One ▪️ Non-League But who is he?

@LegacySiu R9

Name a Ballon d’Or winner who has never won the Champions League. Very Hard

THAT'S WHY HE'S THE FUCKING GOAT! 🚀

Cameraman went full detective mode, caught the laser culprit in 4K 😭😂

Throwback to when Chelsea fielded this squad in an U23 match.😂😂

Snooker history! Ronnie O'Sullivan delivers a record breaking 153 - the highest ever break in professional snooker. He snookered his opponent to earn a free ball and cleared the table to make the highest break in ‌the sport's history with a 153.

🚨 Jonathan Tah played for Bayer Leverkusen for 10 years, and on Saturday, he visited the stadium for the first time as a Bayern Munich player. When returning from warm-up, HE GOT CONFUSED AND WENT INTO THE HOME TEAM'S LOCKER ROOM. 😅🇩🇪

🚨In the UK, a man gets absolutely SMASHED by a double decker bus, gets back up, dusts himself off, and goes to the pub for nice cold pint 🍺 🇬🇧 Cool, calm, collected - what a patriot 🗿

@RisingStarXI Nowt beating our Tom

🇹🇷😳 According to a lot of sources, 𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐀 𝐆𝐔̈𝐋𝐄𝐑 (𝟐𝟏)’s GOAL yesterday is ranked 5th for the longest-distance goal in football history 𝐖𝐓𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅!!!

@LegacySiu Geremi

Name an African who has played for Real Madrid. You can’t

We are aware that Sak Hassan, under contract with Wealdstone FC, appeared in this evening’s Baller League. The club was not approached for permission for Sak to participate, nor were we made aware of his involvement in advance. We will now be following up with both the Baller League and the player directly. No further comment will be made until those discussions have taken place.

Can’t argue this? It’s so obvious what’s happening here it’s scary. Corruption in plain sight. The same bullshit will follow with Man City 115 charges too, I bet.