Robert Close

R.I.P. Chuck Norris... The Devil's havin' a very, VERY bad day

@koalapuffslive @chunkyacademy I would wrap it in live rosin and use it as a pillow

What would you do with this brick?

R.I.P. Chuck Norris... The Devil's havin' a very, VERY bad day

@lady_valor_07 That guy... Was an ungrateful, greedy, soaking wet twat

@JaylaMacLaren You are so, unbelievably adorable

Where are my Tool fans at?

@djlange A bit out of key

EVERYONE singing at TRANCE CLASSICAL! CARDIFF, you were amazing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🙏❤️

@lexxisfuzzbox Hey i was born in 1984 but i think you're an old ugly bitch so please block me

If you found this it wasn’t by accident, I am looking for my people born between 1960-1990!

@w6mpirzyca Back in 09, my flight from JFK to HTx was 'Delayed' for 6 hrs. So I went to the bar to have four hurricanes. Flight actually left whilst at the bar getting drunk. Went to the Bronx to score something and ended up being fake and threw up all over da airport floor upon my return

me after i got too drunk at the airport and couldn’t go on my flight lol

@Ravenismeee If you would have asked me that three months ago, I would've done it for free. Even pay for it. Today, you'd have to rip off my own testicles to do another line again

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@wissy_xyz dinner

最後に食べたものを彼に名前としてつけてください☺️

@CSmithLIVE @stats_feed I had me a proper pint of ale tonight! (Just one)

@stats_feed A cold beer!

What did people love 1000 years ago, still love today, and will definitely love 1000 years from now?

@Matt_Pinner Grab it by the tail and beat your wife with it

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?

@stonersvilla piss outta ten

Rate the rolling out of 10

@FreeMrktCptlst Everything and the kitchen sink about this tweet is utterly epic

“babe please be discreet my family doesn’t know i smoke and we’re only staying here for two days” me on the backyard patio at 730am in her dad’s $15,000 loro piana suit

@oelma__ nah

Three words..

@BraydenWayne098 Follow this boot right up yo ASS

@RobCloseMusic Follow me bro

How many grams is this??

God sent him down there to clean house

@davis_s2210 WOW! okay, NO word starts wit... Oh ok

No word starts with 'W' ends with 'W'

@aunxyy Who gives a fuck, you ugly as HEY'L!

u think imma chick or a dude

@NoContextHumans I know the guy; He's a coke smuggler. He shoves all the coke in his wife's fake breasts.

Dad pilot gives his family an unexpected moment of "zero gravity" while they sleep. 😂