Rob Goyanes

i wrote about clowns for the @parisreview theparisreview.org/blog/2024/06/1…

Sculpture artist @zadikzadikian discusses craft, gold and his escape from Armenia in an interview with writer @RobGoyanes. “The Greeks checked the perfection of their forms in the moonlight, but that’s not what I do.”— Zadik Zadikian tinyurl.com/3ywdmje3

If you were thinking "this july 4 I want to celebrate the USA by reading about Rob having sex with his pregnant wife" wow you are so you're in luck: robgoyanes.substack.com/p/on-pregnancy…

I was googling something about Carl Andre but put Eric Andre by accident

I know ads are related to one's Googling and this ad is related to some research of mine but it's still INSANE that the Times homepage served up an ad from notorious Holocaust denier David Irving

Shout out to the guy at the gym with the "DOMINATE HUMBLY" shirt

Recently learned that Chris Kraus goes to the same gym as me, so my plan is to walk past her when she’s on the elliptical and “trip” so that my manuscript pages go flying everywhere

It's 2031. Cut Copy is headlining the latest synth-pop revival festival, sponsored by Starlink. You timed your peak perfectly with Hearts on Fire, but the brownshirts just stormed the place and are cracking heads. You smile blissfully anyway. Life is good.

People say I look like Adrian Brody, thankfully no one says I talk like him

@NicolettePolek I just learned they actually do this on New Year’s Day

This isn't even everything... and doesn't include editing... or the fact that I launched goyoeditorial.com... I've snapped perhaps?? Thanks to everyone who's read and supported, if you wanna work together in 2025, hit my line

Finished out the year writing a freaky lil text for an exhibition of paintings by Gonçalo Preto at Andrew Reed Gallery andrewreedgallery.com/gon%C3%A7alo-p…

Reviewed a Gustav Metzger exhibition at @HauserWirth for @e_flux e-flux.com/criticism/6328…

Speaking with Calida Rawles @ArtistCalida about her show @pamm ranks as an all-time fave. Appeared (in Italian!) in Harper's Bazaar Italia harpersbazaar.com/it/cultura/a62…

Also for @ArtBasel I got to go long on artists from Haiti and the diaspora artbasel.com/stories/haitia…

Spoke with curator Yasmil Raymond about monumentality for @ArtBasel artbasel.com/stories/art-ba…

Wrote an essay about storytelling and violence for Judaica Standard Time's Haggadah judaicastandardtime.com/products/hagga…

Interviewed Yuval Sharon about his opera The Comet / Poppea, which fused a 17th-century opera with a short story by W. E. B. Du Bois, staged at @MOCAlosangeles, for @BOMBmagazine bombmagazine.org/articles/2024/…

Reminisced about the time I went on a catamaran and watched Aguirre the Wrath of God on the Miami River (all in the original German because they couldn't get the subtitles to work) (Thank god @BurnawayGA exists!) burnaway.org/magazine/all-o…

Luisa Basnuevo, whose paintings are simply sick, was also interviewied for @BurnawayGA burnaway.org/daily/luisa-ba…

Interviewed artist Nora Maité Nieves about her beautiful abstract work at @NortonMuseum for @BurnawayGA burnaway.org/daily/nora-mai…

Wrote about Egyptian painter Ahmed Morsi's fish for @friezeofficial frieze.com/article/ahmed-…