Rob Jeffries

Preston and protection - two words I’d never have thought make it into a song before. Nailed on - British Themed Pub #SNLUK

Yesterday we had to say goodbye to Princess. She wandered into our garden in Sept 2020, moved herself in and never left after being mistreated on the streets. Through Covid, tough days and all life threw at us, she was always there. Thank you for choosing us, Princess. 🐾 ❤️

3/ Worst case with wider conflict and port congestion: 50–60 day delivery times, freight costs potentially 2–3× higher, and reduced global shipping capacity. The result: more supply delays across Europe and continued rising prices for imported goods.

2/ It adds ~3,200 nautical miles (roughly 10–14 days) to normal 30–40 day shipping journey. Longer voyages mean higher costs. Detour around Africa can add $2–4m per voyage in fuel & operating costs. Passed on through freight rates, typical container goes from ~$3k up to $4-6k+.

1/ This is now going to get into serious dangerous territory in this war. If conflict in Yemen shuts the Bab al-Mandab Strait, ships from China to Europe/UK can’t use the Suez route and must sail around South Africa…

@R_o_M @Hosang I mean his crimson chin probably takes half hour to shave

@Hosang Stop taking the piss 😂😂😂 You can’t even point to Old Trafford on a map?? Stop it.

The one we are living in now…

Does this mean we won’t have Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney plastered across our screens through the summer 🙌

All those wanting that stained glass England shirt from Nike x Palace…

Not wrong 🤷‍♂️

It’s the morning of day four since the world changed due to this comedy sketch and hearing a bloke on the train on the phone talking with a heavy Republican Irish accent, all I want to do is ask…what kind of Irish is your grandad?! #SNLUK

So...AI on BBC News article header videos reading out the article. I get it might help with those who struggle with visual impairments, but surely you could get someone to just read it? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Your shitty jumpy Reach plc websites were the EXACT thing they were taking the piss out of. Take note. #SNLUK

Iran/Keir/Trump will regularly lead opener Jack Shep = UK version of Pete Davidson and stole the whole damn show Weekend Update was a great start - will get better. 45 seconds - brilliant end! Interesting to see how well future hosts will build into sketches. 8/10 #SNLUK

What kind of Irish is your grandad? 🤣 #SNLUK

T'is so me bitch 🤣 #SNLUK

As a first go with Weekend Update - good start. I think Ania and Paddy will grow into it and hopefully the slight digs at each other akin to Jost and Che might sneak in too. #SNLUK

Here we go...make or break. Weekend Update. #SNLUK

Jack Shep is a funny guy. You could put him into the actual US SNL next week. No questions asked. #SNLUK

Weekend Update is going to be the one segment that either makes or breaks Saturday Night Live UK. However, I’d suggest there’s potential for more Princess Diana/Jack Shep throughout this series. #SNLUK

Princess Diana back from the dead is gonna rage so many people #SNLUK