Rob Temple

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@Deedledoodlebob No they didn’t they got half that. And JB felt like about 27 minutes.

@RobTemple101 BTS got like 3 minutes bro

Weird how Madonna gets about 30 seconds, BTS gets about 30 seconds, then Justin Bieber gets to sing an entire slow sad song for ages 😂

Where’s Salt Bae? It’s not the World Cup final unless Salt Bae comes on and starts grabbing the trophy.

I’m waiting for VAR to announce Argentina as the winner.

Good. I’m glad the team that played football won.

Let’s see how they manage to disallow that one.

@frolickingfood Robbed

@RobTemple101 This is STUPID! He's being bear hugged, where else is he going to step?

If that’s not a goal this is officially rigged.

What was the ref playing at there with his foam. Ridiculous.

Messi talks to the refs like he’s talking to his own personal staff.

Off you go Fernandez, you intensely annoying wally.

Why was that a free kick? Messi ran right into a stationary man.

Why are they boasting about themselves like they’re a charity? We pay for it like any other channel.

Well this BBC advert has ruined the mood a bit.

I like Robbie Williams but how did he get this gig? I didn’t think he was particularly known in the US

Come on Tuchel, get it together, time to switch to 9 defenders #FRAENG

Strange to watch a match where each goal for your team brings an increasing feeling of regret.

Hard to get excited by this when France are clearly making no effort at all #FRAENG

Hang on why hasn’t England dropped deep? We have a 1-0 lead to defend here!! #FRAENG

@DRealEmobyte @piersmorgan They started defending 1-0 from minute 55. And with 9 minutes of stoppage, that’s 44 minutes of defending a lead, against the world champions and the world’s best player. Not wise.

@piersmorgan I don’t know why they all blaming Tuchel here, you’re up 1-0 at 80 mins. It’s only right that you defend you lead for the remaining 10 mins and win the game. It was only unfortunately for him that Messi was his opponent. And it’s was the Angry Messi. 😂

Yes, England were too defensive. But the abuse pouring down on Thomas Tuchel’s head today is ridiculous. He was 5 minutes away from leading us into our first World Cup Final in 60 years. And if we’d hung on, he’d be lauded a hero today by the same people trashing him.