Rob thorn

@implausibleblog Pakistan PM said this”With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

JD Vance, "I think the Iranians thought that the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't" "We never made that promise" "We never indicated that was going to be the case" "We said the ceasefire is on Iran and America's allies: Israel and the gulf states"

@ali_naka @crushtheracists From a cannon?

Hegseth will be fired. Mark this Post 📌

@Dazzler61 @theterracestore Was that the same game that Haaland shouted at Roy Keane for falling over and doing his knee?

@theterracestore Never forget for the wrong reason was my first ever trip to the hallowed ground v Norwich, we lost 4-0. Favourite moment, 1-0 victory v Man U in 1997, David Wetherall with the winner.

Leeds fans. Comment below your favourite ever #LUFC memory that you'll never forget... ⤵️

@theterracestore Lee Bowyer scoring the 4th and winner after being 3-0 down to Derby at home.

@MysterySolvents His epitaph will read “here Lies Donald Trump, just as he did every single day of his life.”

What happens when Trump dies?

@BulwarkOnline Suggesting Pillaging, as he’s already an expert at the other thing.

Q: "You said earlier today…that you would like to take Iran's oil." Trump: "Correct. If I had my choice…The old days, to the victim, okay, you know that, to the winner belong the spoils, go the spoils…We haven't had that in this country in probably 100 years…To the victor belong the spoils. We haven't heard that, in I think, maybe hundreds of years."

@TruthOverState @MbarkCherguia It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter God's kingdom,one cannot serve both God and money, Apparently.

Chris here, A heavy helping of Truth over State coming right up. This "Pastor" thanks the flock for the brand new Rolls Royce delivered straight to the church steps, then looks the camera dead in the eye and says he’s celebrating tonight, but not with any of you. This is not a pastor. That is a straight-up con man running a 501(c)(3) tax-free operation like his personal ATM. Well-groomed, manicured, standing in front of that massive church building in the nice jacket, grinning while the sheep pay for his luxury ride. That's what this particular culture thinks Jesus is though...wealth. it's how their version of Christianity manifests. Gold Chains? Cars? Shoes? Jesus? A blessing from God? Blasphemy This is exactly the kind of bad actor who turns faith into a grift and leaves regular families scraping by to fund his lifestyle. Churches are supposed to serve people, not bankroll private fleets. America, what do we call a “man of God” who pockets donor cash for a Rolls while preaching humility? Drop it in the replies.

What do you call a pastor who has a brand new Rolls Royce delivered to his church? 🤨

@TheLeedsPress Minus one. Farke needs to show some bravery, if he sends them out like he did against Brentford we may as well not bother, the Hammers were awful against Villa, we should take advantage of that, but I fear he won’t, it’s a one off game just go for it!

What do you think?

@SeanOAHoulston 😂😂😂

Kemi Badenoch is now the most popular party leader in Britain. People want a leader with a plan. This new Conservative Party will get Britain working again. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@jesus_osorior Quick lock it up before it lays eggs!

🚨 FINALMENTE LO CAPTARON EN CÁMARA. MIRA SUS OJOS DE CERCA. Esto sucedió mientras ella miraba fijamente al presidente Trump y no se suponía que la capturaran. Pero así fue. ¿Qué observas?

@LBC Not a chance, the current government is still trying to sort out the mess they left behind, the Tories are just ignoring the mess they left behind, everyone else remembers. and won’t ever forgive them, then there is Badenoch and the other circus of clowns.

Kemi Badenoch pledges to fully axe carbon tax if Tories regain power lbc.co.uk/article/kemi-b…

@AmethystTarga @tonyblackburn Valerie, John and Peter were keeping their fingers crossed for sure.

@tonyblackburn I mean look at it. It’s made from A/C ducting, cardboard, old leather bags, tissue paper and tin foil. Anyone who believes this took off from the moon & got back here, when we can’t do it today, is a total retard.

I remember watching the first man on the moon landing some 50years ago which was very exciting as this new mission is. Can anyone tell me why it is that they are not actually going to land on the moon but circle round it. It’s not a criticism I’m just interested to know why they are not actually going to land on the moon.

@TheRealJamieKay The best bingo caller in Town 😂

Unbelievable turnout for Matt Goodwin.

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives “Drill baby” Badenoch is amongst donor friends, Well Safe’s non-executive chairman and majority shareholder is Alasdair Locke, who has donated more than a quarter of a million pounds to the Conservative party since Badenoch became its leader in November 2024.

My Conservative Party will Get Britain Drilling 🇬🇧

@Geniustechw The puppet

What’s a good name for the little dance that Trump does?

@OWS1892 @ThatBlokeSean If only that was the sword of Damocles.

His transition into Homer Simpson must surely be close to completion.

@dave43law I bet it’s not weatherspoons in Clacton.

Now there's a pub you'd walk out of..........

@RpsAgainstTrump But apparently Trump did!

RFK JR: I was on the plane with Trump, He got a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he put the troop strength of every country on every border on that map…He has this extraordinary depth of knowledge…

@dave43law 36% think the Mango madman is doing a good job, she would be part of the 36%, bonkers doesn’t cover it.

How can anyone take her seriously? Why does MAGA America take Liz Truss seriously? thenewsagents.co.uk/article/why-do…

@implausibleblog This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Liz Truss, "My number one piece of advice to America and President Trump is there is still a deep state here in America" "I can see the forces that believe in wokeism, trans gender ideology, Islamism" "While you have power you have to do all you can to remove them" "The big lesson from 14 years of Conservative government is that we didn't do that" "We need to make sure that our media succeeds and that we turn off the enemy an don't watch the enemy, and cut off their oxygen" "Please help us fight these forces in Europe" "Because if you don't help us defeat these forces in Europe, they're coming for you next"