Robbie Bernstein

There's a lot going on in the world and I just wanted to weigh in that I think everyone is wrong. Whatever opinion you have, it's wrong and I want you to know that I feel that way and that others should speak up as well

Going live in a bit. I ditched streamyard. Was having issues. Testing streaming direct from OBS. Going to do paywalled stuff first to test and then live episode in about 30 minutes. Fingers crossed. I think for now no more live streams on X so hop onto the youtube or my website. Episode streams free there.

This Sunday. 7pm @PubKey Washington DC. porchtour.com for tix.

As a sell to Trump he Can have the Great Trump Docking Station. Rename it the Very Straights of America. Load the stuff up and make the docking fee. Kushner can work out how you profit directly. Kickback some to the US and proclaim greatness.

I read this article and figured out the Hormuz problem. New RYM later today. Stay tuned for the creative solutions where I break this down. Move single barrels on drone boats. Reduce the insurance cost. Let Iran deal with pollution if it blows stuff up. zerohedge.com/geopolitical/i…

Standup + fbi conspiracy comedy thing. This sunday in DC. porchtour.com

This Sunday: eventbrite.com/e/robbiethefir…

DC shows this weekend. Come on out.

Some filthy intro jokes.

This Sunday. Stand up + Comedy FBI Conspiracy presentation. porchtour.com for tickets.

Aliens + Scuba Diving + Suicide Notes x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

New RYM later tonight. Putting together the intro. It's a particularly raunchy intro. That's the stories I came across. Blame the smut in the news. Anyways here's why I'm afraid of rice. Stay tuned for more.

Fantastic weekend of porching. Closing it out with a proper porch. Next weekend in DC. After that Burnett NY, detroit and Pittsburgh.

This Friday Night I will be filming my 30 min special for @gasdigital at the @creekandcave! Join me ask I scorch the earth! Grab your tickets now @ creekandcave.com/shows/gas-30-m…

A solution to wars

In Memory of spirit airlines. ADD might have won the war against this joke. I always liked it but it was hit or miss. I cut this clip at one point, it's cut off - I can't find the footage and I guess I lost my external hard drive. But the one good thing out of the Iran war - people won't get suckered by that fake airline so here's to that fake angry energy harvester of a supposed airline. Live show tonight in NYC. See you there.

Friends studio space last night in Bridgeport was mighty fun. Behind me was the stuffed standing pot smoking section. Just take my word for it. Got a backyard, basement, garage, cool spot for a show? Submit now at thefiretix.com. Would love more local spots to do regular shows like this.

NYC folks. Show tonight. Retro2 pizza after. Hopefully Leo is there. He's the best news source. grove34.com/shows/robbie-b…

Okay, in case you missed it yesterday, here's my first appearance on the @joerogan podcast: youtube.com/watch?v=KBNfvk…

This weekend. Long Island City + Old Saybrook CT. Next week sunday in DC. Most of the summer dates are up on my website. S. A few more to add and then fall dates confirmed end of summer. Trying to work every weekend till Skankfest.