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What are we doing here

i don’t usually do this, and i didn’t run this by brian from legal (sorry brian). but i have something to say. not as mcdonald’s but as the person behind the mcdonald’s account. i once posted, “social media managers don’t control the menu.” as much as i hated admitting it at the time, it’s true. i even got a plaque made of it to put on my desk. i also don’t control the bitcoin price even though you think the McRib is responsible, but i digress. yes, i could post about the Snack Wrap, tease you with tweets like “bring back ___” (knowing exactly what you’d say), and even manifest for its return. but i couldn’t bring it back. you know who could bring it back? YOU. YOU commented under every post. YOU made petitions. YOU asked for it back in the DRIVE THRU!? YOU tweeted every day for 100 days straight. YOU rallied. you organized. and i saw it all. thanks to you, the Snack Wrap will be back. i cheered you on from behind the screen and made it my mission to never stop fighting for you. i made 486 decks on “reasons why to bring back the Snack Wrap” (i counted). your endless comments, tweets, and posts were the fuel i needed to keep on going. you created a movement. a movement so powerful that you finally won. i know it's cheesy, but i love my job. it's a privilege to interact with you every day and a responsibility i cherish. you make me laugh (sometimes cry), but not today. from the bottom of my heart, thank you. today, i woke up with an even greater feeling of gratitude and pride. because finally after 9 years, i get to announce the day the Snack Wrap returns. i know i posted 0x.14.2025 a few weeks ago but i wanted to see if they could come back even sooner. so i asked the boss and he said OKAY LETS DO IT?!?!! It’s the honor of my lifetime to finally say… the Snack Wrap is back. because of YOU. see you 07.10.2025.

Draft night on TV is one of the biggest girlfriend nights of the year. Congrat’s to all the girlfriends who have put in alot of hard work dating a college football player. Cant wait for you to find out what city you think you’ll be moving to

@TonyGrossi Is it okay to share your TLOD subscription with your dad? @jyankush

Hey, I’m killing time between flights. Hit me up for Browns questions. I will answer in 3 words. Lets go, people!

Gotta delete some tweets

We've signed CB Anthony Kendall 📰 » brow.nz/6f86c2

Survived another Browns season

All in on jameis

Cleveland, you’ve had my back and now I’m ready to pay it forward. This one is for you. 🧡 @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/nick-chubb-nfl…

We’re in the dark days again folks #browns

Soft launched this tweet in the group chat, met with good initial reactions. Thank you @dlippando & @_mikemullaney_

Me playing catan

#LetEmKnow @cavs

I wish they could both be president

OJ Simpson? The Hall of Fame running back?

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the 4 mile stumble back to 312 after a browns game could've been legendary