Robert Baril

Honestly, it is pretty Minnesotan for ICE to take forever to leave.

Looks wise I'd say he's more of a Buddha

The @Twins have the best record in the American League. Thank Trump Jesus.

Gotta give the @Twins credit for having the balls to black out the actual game itself.

Connor Hellebuyck stopped 41 of 42 shots, which is nearly as clutch as Kash Patel shielding every sexual predator.

Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are headed to Florida after it was announced pitchers and catchers are due to report this week.

"They give everybody participation trophies these days"- people watching the halftime show they specifically created for themselves

The new Melania documentary is doing its part to prevent mass shootings by keeping everyone out of the theater.

No matter how this whole ICE thing ends up, Kristi Noem will always have work wherever crows need to be scared.

It truly cannot be that hard to not kill people.

DHS says next killing also going to be justified.

Michele Tafoya announces run for Minnesota senate seat, citing her experience asking Norv Turner what he'll do different in the second half. @AllProLines

If it surprises you a pastor could be a member of ICE, congrats on avoiding the 9,000 priest scandals of the last 500 years.

Yes protesters disrupted that church service, but afterwards each one of them suffered internal bleeding.

It was only after the man failed to hit the open ICE agent with his fifth water balloon that they realized he was JJ McCarthy. @AllProLines

Ironic that ICE is headed by a woman whose face always seems to be swelling.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the female Vikings cheerleaders weren't going to sleep with you either.

In honor of Trump, one NFL team has announced it will be changing its name. From now on they'll be known as the Baltimore Ravin' Lunatics. @AllProLines

If Trump wants people to forget about Epstein, he's going to have to get actual cocaine back in Coca-Cola.

Time to rename it the National Wither Service.