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Robert Benchley
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Robert Benchley
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Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. Haunting you since 1945. Member of reality-based community. ΛLL hαte blocked. Me/my/mine.
On the border at a round table Katılım Kasım 2009
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@dvonkampen @dannydHRs Right? Feel like I'm gonna be sick before every game, and I'm just listening on the radio.
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@dannydHRs You can hear in Dan’s voice how unsure he is until the tag is actually applied. This team has every single one of us so friggin scarred from trauma.
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@CodyStavenhagen you wouldn't give Cal Ripken the day off. Anyway, I comfort myself with the knowledge that we'll likely see McKinstry put in the lineup at some point, even if he doesn't start there. Do you begin a home repair game by throwing out your swiss army knife?
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Kerry Carpenter is back
McKinstry gets a well-earned day off
Detroit Tigers@tigers
Game two ⤵️
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@CodyStavenhagen speaking of Carpenter & McKinstry, without meaning any offence, I call them the God Squad...and they ROCK...and McKinstry doesn't want a day off, go ask him
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Goodness, gracious GREAT #guns of fire! #McKinstry knocks down a torch, guns it to first barehanded, and gets his man at first, with a nice stretch by #Ibáñez. @tigers @blessyouboys
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OH, yeah...and #McKinstry beats Witt's throw to the plate to score! BOOYahhhhh! @tigers @blessyouboys
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Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys
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Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys
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Here is one nonchalant outstanding play from #McKinstry on April 13, making it look like 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑖𝑛'𝑡 𝑛𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. @tigers @blessyouboys
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What’s the most emotionally devastating song ever written?
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George: “What is Holland?”
Jerry: “What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.”
George: “No, that’s the Netherlands.”
Jerry: “Holland *is* the Netherlands.”
George: “Then who are the Dutch?”
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Epigraph from the novel 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑠 (2025) by 𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝐶𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦
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